- We're gonna watch those kiddie movies. I bet we're gonna watch like 'hello kitty picks a flower' or something.
- I hope you have A or B blood or else you'll have retarded children.
- I want to be a Botonist. // What's that? // Somebody that does Botox.
- You're old!!!! She's so nice, we don't even notice the old.
- My insides tickle when I color on this paper.
- Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on the scales it says to be continued.
- Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on the scales it says one person please.
- Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on the scales it says 'we give weights, not phone numbers.'
- Yo momma is so stupid that I taught her the running man and I haven't seen her since.
- Yo momma is so fat, when she goes into the ocean, the whales start singing 'we are family.'
- You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror, your reflection walks away.
jul 16 2006 ∞
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