• My name is Zara Friedland
• I live in Jamiaca with Bob Marley
• Sexy time and picture talk are my past times
• I like JFK. In my bed.
• I am sort of Jewish...well, I have Jewish friends. That counts right?
• I am goofy and silly
• I have a good friend named Lauren
• But my best friend is Jessye
• I shave my legs before dates
• I smoke the Hookah
• But, I'm okay with Mary Jane as well
• I know what initiatives mean. Politically speaking
• Don't worry, be happy.
• I shot the sheriff. Don't tell.
• I am in the choir and theatre arts
• I hate my science teacher this year
• I went to a hippie school
• I know, that when you smoke the herb it reveals you to yourself
• Bob Marley is my dad
• I'm white
• Oedipus complex exists
• I raped Edward
• He liked it
• I go to Hudson High School
• Don't be a douche bag
• I'll eat your children if you are
• miss jez = jessye
• My goal is to get lung cancer from smoking too much weed

The end. Hope you enjoyed my story.