• As I have grown and matured my thoughts and feelings have gained a sophistication that now I find myself trying to express ideas which, to me, seem to be beyond mere words. either that or I'm an idiot. -Me (03/25/11)
• Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. -Neil Gaiman (The Kindly Ones)
• To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
• Remember, cancer is growth. Growth in and of itself is neither healthy nor noble. -Joel Salatin
• Everyone is a moon and has a dark side that they never show to anybody. -Mark Twain
• Remember men! You're fighting for the lady's honor, which is probably more than she ever did! -Groucho Mark
• In case of country break glass -Me 05/08/08
• Congratulations on touching so many people... Now go watch your hands. With Soap! -Don 'Doctor Deranged' Cook Jr.
• I am at my loneliest when I have something to celebrate and try to share it with those I love who don't love me back - 'The theory of Total Blame' by Karen Finley
• They call me little pig, yea I've done some fucked-up things.- nymph, from 'little pig'
• The repairs cost how much? Tell me the Mechanic swallowed!- S*P
• Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. it dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illnessand wounds; of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing. -Anias Nin
• love is blind, but lust has impressive sonar.
• because these wings were no longer wings to gly, but merely vans to beat the air. -T.S. elliot
• fear is only a dream; so dream little one, dream.
• You know you've had a rough night if you have to flip the mattress in the morning. Tucker Max
• if you don't get the joke, then you are probably the punchline.
• someone, somewhere is dressing up as your favorite cartoon character, and having sex.
• You don’t rent space in your head to just anyone.
• how bad ass is an army with a bottle opener on its pocket knife? '_many of you have not opened wine under fire before!_' -Robin Williams live on Broadway talking about the Swiss.
• Our culture doesn't get smarter, it just finds new ways of being retarded. Questionable content
• spontaneous kindness to hipsters are what high beams are to deers. Questionable Content
• Doctors are Sadists who love playing god and watching smaller people suffer. -Juno
• What the wise man cannot change he must channel. -Lord Ventinari; unseen academicals by terry pratchett
• the problem with perspective is its bidirectional. -xkcd #229
• a A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. -Terry Pratchett Guards! Guards!
• modern life is a shit storm and booze is the only umbrella without any holes in it. # 29 of 40 rock solid reasons to get drunk tonight!; Modern Drunkard Magazine march 06.
• What is money but a means to a good time?
• If you have it, and you know you have it, you have it. If you don’t have it and think you have it, you have it. But if you have it and don’t know you have it, you don’t have it. -Jackie Gleeson
• I either went home with a very ugly girl or a very pretty monster.
• Continental drift is a pyramid scheme. -Onald Creeley; Dresdem Codak
• Im all about creationism; lets procreate! -Me 2/8/10 thanks to Least I could do 5/4/07
• Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep,
• but then she finally found him.

He wasn’t alone when he came home for he had found a cameraman. Little Bo Peep’s heart did leap when she saw the money she’d be making. When it was done the sheep thought, “what fun!” But, now lets go rollerskating. - Joe Hawtness hawtness.com