- binge drinking will kill you
- smoking weed makes everything better, even my grades
- do your fucking homework and start your papers sooner rather than later
- go to class everyday and no matter what you'll get a B in the class
- dorms are a breeding ground for germs, disease and morons who pull fire alarms at 3 am on a tuesday
- don't bother buying your art history text books, you'll never need it
aug 29 2009 ∞
dec 26 2009 +