• binge drinking will kill you
  • smoking weed makes everything better, even my grades
  • do your fucking homework and start your papers sooner rather than later
  • go to class everyday and no matter what you'll get a B in the class
  • dorms are a breeding ground for germs, disease and morons who pull fire alarms at 3 am on a tuesday
  • don't bother buying your art history text books, you'll never need it
aug 29 2009 ∞
dec 26 2009 +