(not necessarily in chronological order)

• "...Jenna and Beth are MAKING OUT..!"
• "BETH AND KATE ARE MAKING OUT"
• "Gavin, who you tryna hook up with?"
• "Well if ya don't like it, don't look at it"
  • every Zack Attack moment.
    • Emily and Zack Attack
    • Zack Attack sleeping in Jenna's brother's room
• Katrina peeing on the deck
• Cody and Caroline having sex on the lawn
  • (didn't actually happen)
• Jenna running away
• Nick raping Erin
• Nick
• KT, Kat and me doing a smith run
  • McDicks
    • 7 apple pies
      • me eating 5 of them and not sharing
• Katrina and I starting trouble
• Kiley dropping her pants on the stairs to get Nick's attention so he could escort her to the bathroom
• Kelly
• Beth
• Stephen coming to the rescue
• kate taking a bath, zack attack wacking off at the same time
  • tru stor-e
• Jenna's grandma comin up
• Gavin convincing me it was a good idea for me to drive him home
  • I don't have a permit or license
    • and I told him that.
• Me hugging kat for the 3rd time in the 8 years that I've known that hoe