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“Are you pitying me?” Hoseok sputters out, his face heating up with annoyance. “You don’t even know me!”
“I think I know people enough to know a lonely face when I see one.” Hook, line, and sinker. He watches a myriad of emotions flicker across Hoseok’s face as he scoffs. Yoongi moves closer to him. “I’m not pitying you, I promise. I’m just saying that maybe I’m a little lonely too.”
(or: yoongi moves into his uncle's home and meets an awfully cute witch in the woods.)
It wasn't like Yoongi didn't want to tell Hoseok about what he did to make money. He wanted to tell him, he did, but the last time he had come clean about his work to a partner they left him with a few tense words and a broken heart. Hoseok was different, Yoongi knew that, but he couldn't help his fear that Hoseok would end up leaving him just like the others. No. It would have to wait for another day.
There was a long pause in which Hoseok did nothing but shut his eyes wishing the elder would be able to understand his complete desperation. Finally, finally the elder barked out a, “you have two minutes” before shaking Hoseok off his leg. “Now, for fuck’s sake get up, people are staring.”
Or the one in which high school student, Jung Hoseok asks scary college student, Min Yoongi to help him force Hoseok's sister's ex to get back together with her.
“I need to learn respect? I think it’s time you learn respect,” Hoseok mutters, voice reverberating from deep within his chest and Yoongi can feel the pheromones Hoseok is emitting, the alpha’s scent rolling over Yoongi in waves and Yoongi gasps.
“It’s okay, just get in there,” Jimin said, now pushing him further into the room. “Yoongi is doing your makeup tonight, the guy with the faded orange hair, and then you need to come straight to wardrobe okay?”
“Yeah- sure,” Hoseok murmured, but he was a thousand miles away. He had caught sight of this ‘Yoongi’ he was meant to be getting his makeup done by, and was absolutely star struck. The guy was beyond cute, with crème skin and pink lips, his hair the colour of leaves in the fall.
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‘You’re the one person who can do my elaborate stage makeup so every night you spend a half an hour in close proximity to my face and I am distressed’ AU
Hoseok didn’t want to admit to himself that he only came to this Starbucks for a specific reason. Reasons including that the coffee here was just better; it had nothing to do with a certain barista.
Yoongi walks into Hoseok's dreams and it's surprising, sure, but it's a surprise that Hoseok welcomes.
hoseok and yoongi have been hooking up for the past 6 months, everything is fun and games. and yoongi is adamant to make sure it stays just that.
(or, where hoseok and yoongi are clearly more, but accepting it's a man he's fallen for is a bit of a task for yoongi.)
yoongi is a hopeless artist who drinks more than he paints, hoseok is his saviour
(or, the one where yoongi is on self destruct and his past time is spent hooking up with hoseok.)
Somewhere inside him, the sun shines again and the first seeds of inspiration take root.
(aka college art!au)
“Putting a bow on your dick doesn’t make it a real present.”
alternatively: it’s hoseok’s birthday.
Because Yoongi doesn't know how this started, or how this will end, but he knows this simple fact: he knows that there is a love between them that is much fiercer than the burning sun. There is that love then, and there is that love now, and surely there will be that same love the next time.
(Or: the one where they're reincarnated over and over again and Yoongi meets a different version of Hoseok every time but Yoongi is the only one that remembers.)
“Aren’t you cold?”
He bites his tongue, annoyed that he’d actually asked what was on his mind. They were lazing on the couch, coffee steaming on the table, and sharing small talk as they read through their textbooks and notes for the impending examinations. In spite of the studying he is doing, clearly his mind is preoccupied by Hoseok's state of undress, with only his boxers on.
Hoseok laughs, a bright sound which blankets him, warm.
“Sometimes.”
He looks away, embarrassed, but curious nonetheless. He steals a glance at Hoseok’s torso, his firm abdomen looking infuriatingly kissable.
“Oh.”
He stares down as his notes, well aware of how Hoseok is moving in, sitting closer.
“You’re probably wondering why I don’t put on a shirt, hmm?”
He hears the teasing lilt under the caress of Hoseok’s words and his face grows warm from the way Hoseok’s so close to him. He simply shrugs like it’s no big deal.
“I like how you look at me.”
yoongi works at a library, keeping to himself basically his entire life. hoseok wants to skip the friendship stage because he swears he saw yoongi in his dreams, collecting stars and putting them in a jar. there's one little thing, though: yoongi can't speak.
Yoongi thinks Hoseok's got a smile that can rival the sun.
(Or: the one where they meet during a cold winter night and Yoongi has no idea the boy with the million-dollar smile can turn everything he touches into ice.)
Something about Yoongi has Hoseok feeling like he’s fine, like he’s going to be okay. It might be nostalgia. Or it might be that he just feels at home with Yoongi.
(Or, the one where Hoseok proposes in public and Yoongi blurts out, are you out of your fucking mind?)
Hoseok works at a bakery and Yoongi is 1/3 of the country's biggest band.
Or: the one where they fall in love at a bakery and Yoongi ends up writing a song about it.
Yoongi kisses Hoseok to shut him up and it definitely should be weird but funny enough, it's wonderful instead.
It's not entirely Hoseok's fault that he's skipped four reincarnation cycles so if Yoongi would please, please, please just take him back already then that'd be fantastic, thanks. (See also: Reincarnation/Soulmates and Bakery AU where Yoongi bakes and Hoseok stuffs his face with an absurd amount of cookies.)
‘im egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ au
It all started, Hoseok was pretty sure, when he was in his last year of college - and his body had gone on strike after way too many years of abusing it through cram school and tests and all nighters to finish papers at the last minute. It all started when he'd had six hours of sleep over five days and fell into bed and stared at the ceiling. It all started, Hoseok was pretty damn sure, with The Guy.
In which Hoseok has insomnia, and Yoongi has a really really nice voice.
It's been a month since Jung Hoseok has put up a job listing advert for Freelance Labour: All Odd Jobs Acceptable, and things have been fine and dandy so far.
Except one day, he receives a request that is, well, not quite like the rest.
(An AU in which Jung Hoseok is food- and cash-starved, and Min Yoongi...just wants someone to eat his birthday cake with him.)
hoseok is the drummer in a shitty band and yoongi likes him anyways
Hoseok/Yoongi on an airplane: "You fell asleep and i started making funny faces at your kid to keep them amused and the steward mistook us for a couple"
All day Hoseok dreams about his soul mate.
Yoongi is on the brink of dropping everything when he takes up the offer of a new roommate who walks in with a smile that's too big and a laugh that's too loud.
(Or: how yoongi can paint in the sunset with the sight of hoseok's smile, and colour in the rest of the world with the sound of his laughter.)
Yoongi chuckled against Hoseok’s neck. His mouth pulling away from the spot he had been feasting upon so that it could hover over Hoseok’s ear once again.
“Did you just…?” Yoongi trailed off, his hands leaving Hoseok’s chest so that they could press against Hoseok’s front. “You just came in your pants.” - Jung Hoseok: General troublemaker who should probably get his shit together.
Min Yoongi: Head of the school hall monitors and possible future president of Korea who just so happens to own Jung Hoseok's ass.
Yoongi knew the moment he stepped out of his flat, hungover and on a Monday morning that it was not going to be a good week. Mostly because he faceplanted but there were some other reasons for it.
(or: imagine saying everything that you think of)
"Who ever said I was nice?" Yoongi grumbled, scowl still glued to his face.
Hoseok quietly laughed, mindful of the students still studying a few tables away.
"Of course you're nice, Hyung. You're the sweetest guy on campus," Hoseok grinned, his laugh making even the frightened freshman smile right along with him.
"Please drop dead," Yoongi grunted, unable to pull his hand out of Hoseok's slightly larger one.
Or the one where Hoseok is a clingy puppy, and Yoongi seriously hates morning lectures.
Jung Hoseok just wishes people would let him live!
Alternatively, the one au where Yoongi is a goth kid who the whole school is terrified of, but who somehow ends up taking a liking to Hoseok.
When it comes to fucking around with his best friend, Yoongi follows two rules:
They must be inebriated.
They must not kiss.
Min Yoongi and Jung Hoseok meet on a crazy new dating reality show.
-Hoseok pointed at the screen. Yoongi followed his finger and stared, looking at the words. Yoongi laughed out loud. There was no way that was real. No way. “Undress each other,” the screen read. Plain and simple. “Are we really supposed to…undress each other?” Hoseok asked, looking beyond the big bed to the cameras. “Yes. Unless you don’t want. But yes, that’s the premise of the show,” Namjoon called over. “That would have been important to mention before I got to this point!” Yoongi called back. “I’m down,” Hoseok said plainly.-
Yoongi has spent his whole life chasing after the sun, never expecting the sun to be in a flower shop, of all places.
(Or: Yoongi is the literal god of the sun and Hoseok. Well, Hoseok is a florist who gives the sun a run for his money.)
He watches Haewon turning to the man again. “Mister, do you love Ryan or Gudetama more? I know someone who loves kumamon, do you know kumamon?” She asks with her big eyes.
Hoseok smiles fondly, not noticing how wide the eyes of the boy goes. He’s smiling to himself because the someone she’s talking about is Yoongi. And heck, it’s true that he loves kumamon. He once spent a whole afternoon trying to get a kumamon plushie from this arcade game with the pinching thing when they were younger, during college. He has plenty stickers and figurines and so many other kumamon things in his studio and classroom. It's frightening.
AKA, Hoseok and his daughter meet one of Yoongi's students in the bus. Hoseok tells Yoongi all about it when he comes home and happily watches his boyfriend being embarrassed. (Haewon tells them about her day trip to the park with her class and makes Yoongi emotional.)
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“So, I was going to ask you where the dessert section is, but…you’re clearly the sweetest thing here.”
(yoongi is the cute employee stocking potatoes and hoseok is a very flustered customer)
"I'm not a stripper, I'm literally just the pizza delivery guy, but I guess I'll give you a lap dance if you tip me."
(alternatively: a familiar face delivers pizza and Yoongi reminisces about another time.)
Hoseok met Yoongi backstage, covered in sweat and high on adrenaline.
(In which Yoongi and Hoseok meet as they are both on the road to becoming idols and their feelings for each other rival their respective loves for music and dance.)
“I’ll come in, then,” Yoongi said.
Hoseok raised an eyebrow. Not that he was complaining, he very much was all for the sudden change of plans. “Were you just pretending to be sleepy this whole time?” Hoseok asked.
“Yeah, it was funny watching you get all sexually frustrated,” Yoongi said with a chuckle. “I am tired, but I’m not that tired. I’ll take a bath with you.”
Hoseok smiled and watched Yoongi pull his shirt off and then step out of his pants. His chest was pink, and goosebumps riddled his arms. “I saw the way you were staring at me during the show tonight,” Hoseok commented. “That’s why I was so worked up. I thought you wanted to…you know.”
(Yoongi and Hoseok and a bathtub)
“Here.”
“Thanks…” Yoongi answered as he reached for the book. In doing so, their fingers brushed lightly.
And it happened.
A string of events, flashes of the future, a documentary of the stranger’s life who as it turns out, wasn’t going to be a stranger for long because-
Because Yoongi fell in love with him. So, so in love with this stranger.
Yoongi and Hoseok have a game plan.
(Or: The one where Yoongi takes three tries to propose to Hoseok.)
Hoseok and Yoongi are in a relationship, none of their friends know. Yet.
If someone were to ask Min Yoongi how he got to where he was, he probably wouldn’t have a proper answer. He just knew that what he did paid the bills.
Because pornography, that paid the bills.
hoesock87: I refuse to believe that u didn’t just google “cute asian twink” to get that selfie
yoongay: i am a cute asian twink. r u tryna fuck me or no
(or: yoonseok meet on grindr)
“You made it real hard for me not to fall in love with you.” Even as the snow falls, together they keep themselves warm. Hoseok wouldn't have to spend this Christmas alone with Yoongi to make him company. Perhaps Christmas has its magic, after all.