- You actually like doing laundry at home.
- Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.
- You'd rather clean than study.
- "Ah shit, how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night.
- You schedule your classes around sleep habits and "Friends."
- Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
- Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.
- You realize:
- That every clock on campus shows a different time.
- That Chem Labs/ Architecture studios take up more time than all other classes put together
- That most of my education would be obtained outside of class.
- That you can know everything and fail a test.
- That you can know nothing and ace a test.
- That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.
- That Biology is really Chemistry, that Chemistry is really Physics and that Physics is really Math.
- 3:00 AM is:
- still early on the weekends
- Starting to get late on weeknights
- It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on
- Whole wars can take place, and you are clueless (no connection to the outside world)
- You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too long
- You have ever traveled anywhere with several bags of dirty clothes
- You have ever paid $100 for a single book without batting an eye
- You have ever had to wait in line to brush your teeth
- You can tell the time of day by the noise level in the hall outside your door
- You set your alarm clock for 8:50am to make a 9:00am class
- There are usually a few people out jogging in front of your building at 11pm
- You have rediscovered afternoon naps
- You store your toiletries in a bucket next to your bed
- You avoid the squirrels as they are know to throw chestnuts at people
- You often just walk out in front of cars as "they have brakes"
nov 15 2011 ∞
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