• kangaroos
• spiders
• snakes
• lizards
• deep and/or dark water
• corn fields
• cracks in the ceiling
• drowning
• closed spaces
• peacocks
• feet
• guns
• snow
• centipedes
• sharks
• scorpians
• jellyfish
• night in woodland areas
• cougars
• cricket chirping
• big, empty buildings in the dark

• My aunt Chelsey owned a sex shop. I went with my family to go see it, and for some reason it also had practical joke supplies. So I was wandering around when suddenly I realized 'i have to go pee' so i headed for the bathroom, which to get there I had to go over this weird course.
• I was in a masquerade party dancing with a tutu-clad fork. I didn't really want to dance with the fork, I was just doing it to make Paavi jealous, which was failing epically because he was ogling a knife that was shimmying seductively to the music. Finally I got irritated and stormed away from the fork, only to trip over my dress (it was long frilly, pink, and had a huge skirt) and was flying toward the floor, but luckily the Goblin King caught me before I fell. I forgot all about Paavi pretty soon, because Jaret kissed me. Then we were on a black silk bed and we *blu...

• "Something of vengeance I had tasted for the first time; as aromatic wine it seemed, on swallowing, warm and racy: its after-flavor, metallic and corroding, gave me a sensation as if I had been poisoned."

-Charlotte Bronte

• "The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing."

-Albert Einstein

• "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the bull to not attack you because you are a vegetarian."

-Dennis Wholey

• "The flapping of a single butterfly's wing today produces a tiny change in the state of the atmosphere. Over a period of ti...