1. chilli con carne
2. lemon, tarragon and mushroom casserole
3. shepherd's pie
4. beef bourgignon
5. home made beef burgers
6. spaghetti bolognase
7. lamb and vegetable stew
8. potato and parsley fish cakes
9. potato pizza
10. sausages and mash

1. because Pat had not shown insufficient interest in the reasons why Emma needed to go into work on A Sunday.
2. because when Alex said "You look lovely today Emma", the tone of his voice may have sounded slightly suprised.
3. just because.

1. untitled - humanity has reach a point where total control of time is possible by jumping up and down your personal timeline. The device that allows this - the fax - allows the user's life to be experienced in a non-linear fashion, jumping the user from point to point on their personal timeline. As such, a fax user can have 6 weeks holiday and return to the point of egress, with no relative time ha...

1. "Do you know why the train has stopped?"

"No." "Do you think the driver would tell us if we went and asked him?" "No. I think he'd say: Get the FUCK out of my cab, YOU need to go home."

1. "I'm on a bus! I don't know where I am!"
2. "Total non-property ownership in action: Phil doesn't OWN a toaster."
3. "Why haven't I got any soup?"

"What soup?" "What?" "What!"

1. "There's a pecking order at work here. Pat asks To...

1. (03.07.06) Kaiser Chiefs - Everyday I love you less and less
2. (29.06.06) Pendulum - Streamlined
3. (19.06.06) Salt Tank - Da Blues
4. Diffraction - Swarm of Angels
5. William Orbit - Water from a Vine Leaf
6. Röyksopp - Remind Me (Someone Else's Radio Remix)
7. Beck - Hell Yes
8. Kasabian - Butcher Blues
9. Orbital - Forever
10. Vangelis - Tears In Rain
11. 1 Giant Leap - Dunya Salam

1. Bob - he was hanging around in the playground reading a stolen copy of the Sun with James Berresem. Rob was looking at Sam Fox's tits and James was trying to learn the lyrics to "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits. I didn't know who Sam Fox was and they took the piss out of me. We've been mates ever since.
2. Rupert - I walked in to the drama kitchen at school, as James Isles said I had to meet this c...

1. Wipeout Pure (PSP) (0 deacons) about as cool as video games get.
2. Half Life 2: Episode 1 (PC) (1 deacon) as cool as PC games get.
3. Sin Episodes: Emergence (PC) (2 deacons) lame.
4. Warcraft III (PC) (3 deacons) elves + strategy = well sad.
5. Tomb Raider Legend (Xbox) (1 deacon) Wol can stand to watch me play it.
6. World of Warcraft (PC) (5 deacons) really really fucking sad. aaargh.