• I nag like nobody's business
• I want to have babies and I will tell you that on a daily basis
• I am super duper competitive
• You will make me mad and I will kick you off the bed while you are sleeping
• If you make me mad and i fall asleep and you think lying beside me will make me happy i will pull out your hair but not wake up while doing it
• If you wake me it is like waking the dragon.. I will tell you to fuck yourself, die, tell you that you are an asshole and many other pleasantries
• I will tell you to put me first before anything and everything
• I will tell you that your friends suck
• I will make fun of your face
• I will tell you that you stink
• I will point at weird hairs on your body and not let up until you pull them out

• Typing fast
• Reading fast
• Making crazy eyes
• Super amazing at cleaning the toilet lol
• Training Doggies
• Ability to find ANYTHING on the internet

Movies I've Seen

• Bedtime stories
• The Soloist
• The Notebook
• 3:10 to Yuma
• Blood Diamond
• One Week
• Baby Mama
• Austin Powers movies
• Twilight
• Donkey Punch
• Burn after reading
• Cloverfield
• Blair Witch Project 1 & 2
• One missed call
• 27 Dresses
• Son of Rambo
• Untraceable
• Over her dead body
• Charlie Bartlett
• Penelope

• I bring him breakfast in bed on the regular
• I grocery shop
• I cook (when i feel like being super nice)
• I leave stupid notes around the house when I am not home
• I turn off the alarm if i wake up first and then gently wake him when he is supposed to get off so he doesnt here NA NA NA NA alarm noise
• I run errands for him even though I have no clue what I am doing half the time
• I play beer bitch when he has friends over
• I help with all the projects
• I try to keep the house mostly tidy
• I clean the toilet super super well
• I will over compliment you when I am feeling nice
• When you are in the shower I will put the...

• how the air smells where i live its like the country
• how people are always in a rush
• how puppies can entertain me for long periods of time
• how i feel more grown up than i think i should be
• how time moves so slowly but passes by so quickly
• how easy it is to lose friends
• how easily people forget me
• how people always like to blame problems on someone else
• how everyone expects something from you

• New couches
• Book Shelves
• Vertical blinds for patio door
• Blinds for Bedroom window
• Fence for back yard
• Picket fence for front yard
• Flowers
• Landscape the front yard
• move walkway
• Finish the basement
• finish walkway
• Make a backsplash in kitchen
• Build Deck with patio

• http://www.fmylife.com
• http://www.givesmehope.com/
• http://fwhyme.com/
• http://www.postsecret.com
• htpp://www.facebook.com
• http://jinxed.org/
• http://mylifeisaverage.com/
• http://imsobadatsex.com/

half of the websites on ilay.com I visit because I am cruel and find them funny

• http://mydrunktexts.com/
• http://www.keepbusy.net/ the sleepy game entertains me too much
• http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
• http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all...
• http://www.dontevenreply.com/
• http://thisisphotobomb.com/
• http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/fun...
• http://www.celebritywit.com/
• http://engrishfunny.com/
• http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/

• This is gonna taste like the ocean after he wouldnt put salt in the shaker and decided to use the box and dumped a lot of salt into his soup
• Your a spaz casing what is a spaz casing? Apparently me
• You gots some pretty rough dragon breath

Him: Did you eat from the cat box? Me: We don't even have a cat Him: So what you are saying is you DID eat from a cat box just not our not cat? this conversation took place with morning breath

• at the dinner table
  • me: you're a muffin
  • him: no you're a muffin
  • me: no you're definitely a muffin
  • him: oh yea?
  • me: Yeah I'm a cupcake
  • him: you think you're so cute...
  • me:you're those muffins with oatmeal bits and bran and chunks of carrots... those ...