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"Birds are and always have been reincarnated old men with Tourette's syndrome having somehow managed to dupe the reproductive saga. They screw each other and tend to their home repairs and children while never missing their true mission. To scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth. They know the truth. Screaming bloody murder ...

KushDarling follows:
beth 27 while 27
HannahJane Wish List
Patricia films (2017)
Juc films (seen in 2017)
furiousrose movies (Documentaries I've seen)
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Stolen from Monica.

  • If I were a month, I'd be February.
  • If I were a day of the week, I'd be Thursday.
  • If I were a time of day, I'd be 4AM.
  • If I were a planet, I'd be Earth.
  • If I were an animal, I'd be a cheshire cat.
  • If I were a direction, I'd be backwards.
  • If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a cotton-stuffed, beanbag chair.
  • If I were a historical figure, I'd be Marilyn Monroe.
    • (why, yes. she is a part of history.)
  • If I were a liquid, I'd be grape Kool-Aid.
  • If I were a gemstone, I'd be ruby.
  • If I were a tree, I'd be a palm tree.
  • If I were a tool, I'd be a man.
nov 18 2009 ∞
nov 18 2009 +
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Random.

  • V-neck shirts.
  • Coffee.
  • Eating whipped cream straight from the can.
  • Silver objects.
  • Paint markers.
  • Hailstorms (spent indoors).
  • Tiny flatirons.
  • Indie music.
  • Indie movies.
  • Energy drinks.
  • Abnormally colored nailpolish.
  • Diamonds.
  • Daisies.
  • Reality TV.
    • Uck. Shame.
  • Hair extenstions.
  • Hoodies.
  • Hot Topic.
oct 21 2009 ∞
dec 26 2009 +
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  • Fried Chicken.
  • Fish.
  • Cheese.
    • Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.
    • Quesadillas.
    • Nachos.
    • Macaroni.
  • Milk.
    • Horchatas.
    • In (cereal).
  • Tap Water.
  • Porkchops.
  • Greasy Food.
  • Food that has mixed sauces.
    • Burritos.
      • ESPECIALLY cheese&bean.
  • The peanut butter and jelly that comes to...
nov 13 2009 ∞
nov 13 2009 +
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CONSUMING

  • Air.

CONTEMPLATING

  • What to do today.

WEARING

  • Small, gray hoodie.
  • Green headband.
  • 2 green firefly pins.
  • Candy stripe tanktop.
  • Heart and Key necklace.
  • Denim skinnies.

WISHING

  • I wasn't sick.
  • I saw Jarvis today.
  • I had some Funyuns right now.
  • I had more $$$.

FINISHING

nov 18 2009 ∞
nov 18 2009 +