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• If you HAD to do your holiday shopping for EVERYONE in only ONE store what store would you pick?
• What's more annoying: the person in front of you driving ten miles under the speed limit on a regular day OR a person who cuts you off doing 10 miles over the speed limit on a stormy day?
• Define the word TIME without using the word time in the definition.
• What old cartoons do you remmeber watching?
• Do you think that people care only about the people they know personally or do most people care about all people?

Why do you think people feel that wway?

• Are you more like Brak Zorak or Space ghost and why?
• Would you rather see the movie first and then read the book or read the book and then see the movie?
• Do you own any audio books?

What?

• Why are things the way they are?
• Do you believe that guns don't kill people and that people kill people?

why?

• What is the best way you can think of to prevent murder?
• Why is it that in the USA thousands of people are murdered with a gun each year while in Canada only a handful of people are murdered with a gun each year?

Sure sounds like the USA is doing something wrong, but what?

• Is there a difference between really being yourself and just being automatic and acting on whims?

What?

• Have you ever strolled through a graveyard?

In the dark?

• What is the difference between a good poem and a bad one?
• Who really cares about anything?

Do you?

Do you let it show, all the time?

• Do you live with passion?
• Do you talk to squirrels?
• Do you kick up leaves?
• Whuch do you need more: sugar, caffiene, alcohol, drugs, sex, sleep?
• What images do you get from the phrase 'human subway'?
• Joe Strummer died. Are you sad?

Do you have a fond memory of him to share?

• If you are a guy are circumcised?

If you are a girl which do you prefer circumcised or not?

• Does it bother you that in the USA you will be tracked based on what web sites you visit, what online purchases you make and your email will be read by the government?
• Have you ever checked out the online personals?
• What do you crave?
• On a scale of 1-10 how tough are you?
• On a scale of 1-10 how tender are you?
• On a scale of 1-10 how good are you?
• On a scale of 1-10 how evil are you?
• What would make a cool coffee table book?
• What's the most interesting conversation piece in your home?
• If you could get on the mall loud speaker on christmas eve you would say, 'Attention holiday shoppers:
• What are you on the outside of looking into?
• Are you more of a peculiar purple pie man or a sour grape?
• Who is someone you know should deserve more respect?
• Does the end ever justify violence as a means?

If yes, when?

• Care about everything, or care about nothing? Which would be worse?
• Why do so many people on the internet pretend to be pregnant?
• Have you ever been the diary Hicks or Brian (same guy, Hicks is the old diary, Brian is the current one)?

If yes, what are your thoughts?

• What was your new years like in (answer all that you can remember)

1970?

1980?

1990?

1995?

1998?

1999?

2000?

2001?

2002?

2003?

2004?

2005?

2006?

• You know the Def Leopard song, 'Love Bites'?

Do they actually mean love bites as in it sucks, or lovebites as in hickies?

• All you want for chrsitmas is:
• If you rearrange the letters in SANTA what words can you make?
• Say anything:
• Can you feel your life ending one minute at a time?
• Is there something you don't want to talk about?
• What is the most offinsive thing you can think of to type here:

Who do you think it would offend?

• Who would you stop the world and melt with?
• Is there anyone you wish you had never known?
• Do you prefer to drive or be driven?

massage or be massaged?

pamper or be pampered?

go down or be gone down on?

• What do you think of the sims?
• How about the Sims Online?
• Professional or home pedicure and why?
• Is there a difference between over weight and over fat?

What?

• What do you think of Rush Limbaugh?
• Do you buy books and then never read them?
• What does OPP stand for?
• If you had to be a character from married with children, what would you be?
• What did you get for christmas?
• What was your best ever valentine's day?
• What movie would you like to see again, that you haven't watched since you were a kid?
• Have you seen Fantastic Planet?
• Do feet disgust you?
• What pain releaver do you use?
• Are you an artist, a designer or a doodler?
• Do you belong to a gym?
• Have you ever been to court?

Over what?

Did you win?

• Would you ever take a caase on court TV (Judge Judy and such)??
• You are given a million dollars, only you MUST spend it (or as much as possible) IN ONE MONTH. ANY LEFT OVER MONEY WILL GO AWAY. WHAT DO YOU BUY?
• What are your pj's like?
• Is there a fabric you love above all other fabrics?
• Can you think of any words (besides mom, dad and bob) that spell the same thing backwards and forwards?
• Who would enter an ugly foot contest????
• Would you rather see a movie with someone who screams during the movie, crys through the movie, or talks theough the movie? What's the least annoying?
• Do you have any grey hair?
• Are all the Jennifers you know psychotic?
• Do you want to join a country club?
• 'I felt a funeral in my brain' - Emily Dickinson

What do you feel in your brain?

• What is the best atari game you can remember?
• Hulk Hogan, Alf or Mr T?
• Did you dance today?
• Are birds happy in cages?

Are pets happy indoors?

• Have you, or has anyone you know, ever been stuffed in a locker?
• Critique this poem.

Last night death signed my yearbook

Have a good summer

he said

see ya next year

and then I realized it wasn't my yearbook

it was my tombstone

• Red or white wine?
• Hula hoops or jump ropes?
• Do you like tiffany lights?
• Do you like fights?
• What do YOU want to pin the tail on?
• Wasn't last night fun?
• Have you ever met a group of more interesting people?
• Would you eat Spaghetti with waffles to keep from offending someone?
• Do you play with Mr Patatoe head?
• Would you rather live in an attic or a basement?
• Can you understand sign language?
• Do you wear ridiculous hats?

Does Elton John?

• What music is wild and crazy?
• How does one live their life like a candle in the wind?
• Ziggy and the Spiders or Benny and the Jets?