• If I were a season, I'd be Fall. • If I were a month, I'd be October. • If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday. • If I were a time of day, I'd be 10:00pm. • If I were a planet, I'd be Saturn. • If I were a sea animal, I'd be a Electric Eel. • If I were a bird, I'd be a Raven. • If I were a direction, I’d be East. • If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Piano. • If I were a liquid, I’d be a Mercury. • If I were a gemstone, I’d be Emerald. • If I were a tree, I’d be a Weeping Willow. • If I were a tool, I’d be a Hedge clipper. • If I were a flower, I’d be a Forget-me-not. • If I were a kind of weather, I’d be Stormy with intense winds and lighting. • If I were a musical instrument, I’d be the Piano. • If I were a color, I’d be Blue. • If I were an emotion, I'd be Bitter. • If I were a fruit, I’d be a Pineapple. • If I were a sound, I’d be Windchime. • If I were an element, I’d be Arsinic. • If I were a car, I’d be an SUV. • If I were a food, I'd be Spicy chicken. • If I were a dessert, Chocolate lava cake. • If I were a place, I’d be a mideval castle. • If I were a material, I'd be cotton. • If I were a taste, I’d be sweet and spicy. • If I were a scent, I’d be Preferred stock. • If I were an object, I’d be a deck of cards. • If I were a body part, I’d be a heart. • If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile. • If I were a song, I’d be Cuban Pete. • If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be black wingtips.