• Tau Kappa Epsilon
  • Love, Charity, Esteem
  • Hanging out with my brothers
  • Writing
  • Long talks with Greg
  • Lunch at Casa with Kelsey
  • Dinner at Chilis with Kenzi with our favorite waitress
  • Going to the student union with Maggie and Seth
  • Alice in Wonderland
  • Thunderstorms
  • Long showers
  • Dr. G: Medical Examiner
  • Watching the History Channel
  • The French Revolution
  • Making bitter observations
  • Star Wars
  • Dirty dancing with my friends
  • Sarah Silverman
  • Twitter
jul 29 2010 ∞
jul 29 2010 +

My tweets:

  • "Listen david, we do not whistle while we work! We grumble, and complain, and convince others to do likewise."
  • Stephen says he shaves his beard twice a day. He's 8.
  • "damn i left the newborns next door!"
  • I hate being the wife...
  • "Hey Em, it's Jess." "Hey Jess, it's Em." best senior quote ever.
  • "do you have steak?" "yes" "oh, then ill have the grilled cheese."
  • Off to my fifth prom. Why does everyone act so surprised when i say that?
  • "well then i have an iron man date with the asian sensation."
  • I want pie! I want beef jerky!
  • See, well, I've had an abortion... Well a...
jul 25 2010 ∞
jul 25 2010 +


  • Greg- Hebrew Hammer, Hammer
  • Patrick- Simple Jack, Jack
  • Dwight- D-wight
  • Christine- Xine
  • Jordan- Jojo
  • Charles- 100 buck Chuck
  • Andrew- Bear
  • Matt- Mouse
  • Shannon- Honeybear
  • Alexis- Lexlus
  • Michael- Mikey Fresh
  • Kenzi- Kenz
  • Seth- Trollfoot
  • Maggie- Homegirl, Karen
  • Joe- You Asshole
  • Emily- Emma Dye!, Ethel, Girl
  • Kelsey- Kelskeet
  • Brittany- Britty Titty
  • Shelby- Kayla
  • Victoria- Vicfic
jul 25 2010 ∞
jul 26 2010 +

I'd be Muggle-born I would be in Ravenclaw My Patronus would be a crow My wand would be 12¾" walnut, with a dragon heartstring core My favourite subjects would be Charms and defense against the dark arts, aperition, and flying class My boggart would be a frog My preferred Quidditch position would be Keeper I'd probably join the dueling club My ambition would to become a Curse breaker My amortentia would smell of a baking cake, the smell before a storm, and the smell of a crisp autumn day My animagus would be a raven My favorite spell would be incarcerous My favorite proffessor would be proffessor McGonagall My favorite place in the castle would be the room of requirement

jul 25 2010 ∞
jul 25 2010 +

A- Alice in Wonderland B- Big bro/ lil bro time C- Cheese steaks D- Dirty Dancing (And I don't mean the movie) E- Escargot F- France/ french cooking G- Getting up early for Christmas H- Home movies I- Invitations to parties J- Jumping into a pool on a really hot day K- Kissing L- Lightning storms M- Making collages and going through all of the pictures that I put in them N- Nerds O- Oprah parodies P- Panera bread Q- Questions on the old myspace surveys R- Roseanne S- Sarah Silverman T- Tau Kappa Epsilon U- Unexpected texts from people you haven't talked to in a while V- Visiting the lake W- Water X- Chi droppings Y- Yogurt- especially strawberry cheesecake Z- Zip Zap Zop

jul 24 2010 ∞
jul 24 2010 +

The best:

  • Roseanne
  • Seinfeld
  • Family Guy
  • Robot Chicken
  • Drawn Together
  • Dr. G: Medical Examiner
  • Mystery Diagnosis
  • It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  • The Sarah Silverman Program
  • So You Think You Can Dance
  • Spongebob
  • The Fairly Odd Parents
  • Cops
  • It Only Hurts When I Laugh

The worst:

  • Two and a Half Men
  • Everybody Loves Raymond
  • The George Lopez Show
  • Jon and Kate + 8
jul 29 2010 ∞
jul 29 2010 +

Note: I did not alter any of the events that are listed

  • Have sex three times in a row.
  • Leave the baby outside in the grass and take the news paper inside.
  • Make out with the boss while her husband was asleep.
  • Clean the toilet instead of going to work.
  • Give birth in the park while the husband is meeting the public.
  • Catch the firehouse on fire.
  • Eat rotten food that has been sitting in the refridgerator for maybe ten days.
  • When the baby is left alone in her crib, and hungry, she proceeds eat her foot.
  • The mother cheering once the baby has fallen asleep.
  • Impregnating the neighbors.
  • Inviting guests into the house at 10:00 at night then promptly falling asleep.
jul 26 2010 ∞
jul 26 2010 +
  • Become an educatoin major
  • Get a little brother
  • Get a solo in the Camerata Singers
  • Find a cool roommate, if not Seth
  • Get Seth to rush TKE
  • Get Kenzi to rush AΣT
  • All A's and B's in my classes
  • Become an ambassdor
  • Visit Kristin
  • Have Kelsey visit me
  • Enter a writing contest
  • Get a part in a play or musical
jul 25 2010 ∞
jul 25 2010 +

"Some guys just can't hold their arsenic." --The Cell Block Tango, Chicago "Are you scared of me? Immered in loves encounter, the heavens merge with Hell." --Lamentation, Lean Andreone "I'm dancing in a room as if I was in the woods with you. No need for anything about music, music's the reason why. I know time still exists, time still exists, time still exists, time still exists, so I just put my arms around you." -- Dancing, Elisa "Spend my dollar; parked in a holler 'neath the mountain moonlight. Holder her uptight, make a little lovin', a little turtle dovin' on a Mason Dixon night. Fits my life, oh so right, my dixieland delight"-- Dixieland Delight, Alabama "Why do you build me up buttercup baby just to let me down?" --Build me up Buttercup, The Foundations "There ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good." --Ain't no rest for the Wicked, Cage the Elephant "I lov...

jul 25 2010 ∞
jul 25 2010 +

Phone: Sir Rembington IV Ipod touch: Titanic (Whenever I update my ipod it says "Syncing Titanic")

jul 24 2010 ∞
jul 24 2010 +

Furnature and misc items:

  • Many, many fans. I'm thinking 4ish
  • Shower curtain
  • Two new pillows
  • A huge water bottle
  • A mini refridgerator
  • A comfy chair
  • Hooks to hang pictures on
  • A lock


  • Ramen
  • Easy mac
  • Brunswick stew
  • Chewy bars
  • Crates of orange juice

Cleaning supplies:

  • Pinesol
  • A toilet wand
  • Disinfectant spray
jul 29 2010 ∞
aug 8 2010 +
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Wicked
  • Forbidden Broadway
  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
  • Fools
  • A Christmas Carol
  • The Music Man
  • Chicago
  • The Lion King
  • The Drowsy Chaperone
  • Happily Ever Once Upon
  • My Favorite Year
  • And Then There Were None
  • Grease
  • Bye Bye Birdy
  • Footloose
  • It Happens Every Summer
  • Pocahontas
  • High School Musical
jul 25 2010 ∞
jul 29 2010 +
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Myspace
  • Livejournal
  • Listography
  • AIM
  • Youtube
  • Xanga
  • EAgames
  • Yahoo
  • MSN
  • Hulu
  • Wikipedia
jul 25 2010 ∞
jul 25 2010 +

• If I were a season, I'd be Fall. • If I were a month, I'd be October. • If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday. • If I were a time of day, I'd be 10:00pm. • If I were a planet, I'd be Saturn. • If I were a sea animal, I'd be a Electric Eel. • If I were a bird, I'd be a Raven. • If I were a direction, I’d be East. • If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Piano. • If I were a liquid, I’d be a Mercury. • If I were a gemstone, I’d be Emerald. • If I were a tree, I’d be a Weeping Willow. • If I were a tool, I’d be a Hedge clipper. • If I were a flower, I’d be a Forget-me-not. • If I were a kind of weather, I’d be Stormy with intense winds and lighting. • If I were a musical instrument, I’d be the Piano. • If I were a color, I’d be Blue. • If I were an emotion, I'd be Bitter. • If I were a fruit, I’d be a Pineapple. • If I w...

jul 24 2010 ∞
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