Note: I did not alter any of the events that are listed

• Have sex three times in a row.
• Leave the baby outside in the grass and take the news paper inside.
• Make out with the boss while her husband was asleep.
• Clean the toilet instead of going to work.
• Give birth in the park while the husband is meeting the public.
• Catch the firehouse on fire.
• Eat rotten food that has been sitting in the refridgerator for maybe ten days.
• When the baby is left alone in her crib, and hungry, she proceeds eat her foot.
• The mother cheering once the baby has fallen asleep.
• Impregnating the neighbors.
• Inviting guests into the house at 10:00 at night then promptly falling asleep.
• Watering the garden all night then being too tired to work in the morning.
• Eating pickles and ice cream (but she was pregnant).
• My girlfriend leaving just as I'm about to propose.
• Serving goopy crap as the dinner for the wedding.
• The pregnant wife drinking "juice" from the bar at two in the morning.
• The husband making out with his robot slave.