• God took a rib from Adam, ground it up in a centrifuge machine, mixed it with cardamom and cloves, microwaved it on the popcorn setting while Adam was like, "That really hurts.” Going off into the tundra so pissed at God, and he started lighting minor forest fires, stealing osprey eggs, messing with the bees who were trying to pollinate the echinacea, until God said, "Ima smite you with loneliness, and break your heart in two." And Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair, falling on his knees looked to the sky and said, "Thank God."
  • Thank God For Girls - Weezer (2016)

-

• Don't say you love me 'cause you know you're gonna love me and leave.

• My Immortal -- Evanescence (2003)
• Savior -- Rise Against (2009)
• Ode to Divorce -- Regina Spektor (fall 2009)
• White Blank Page -- Mumford and Sons (fall 2011)
• Lola Montez -- Volbeat (spring 2012)
• Somebody That I Used to Know -- Gotye (summer 2012)
• Thrift Shop -- Macklemore (fall 2012)
• Nothing -- The Script (fall 2012)
• I Almost Do -- Taylor Swift (fall 2012)
• Madness -- Muse (winter 2013)
• The Giving Tree -- Plain White T's (spring 2014)
• Take Me To Church -- Hozier (November 2014)
• Shut Up and Dance -- Walk The Moon (January 2015)
• Gods and Monsters -- Lana Del Ray (February 2015)

(have stayed at least one night or had a specific experience)

• Alabama
  • Tuscaloosa (Early 90s; 2009-2013)
  • Birmingham (Early 90s)
  • Huntsville (March 2018)
  • Reform (2012)

-

• Alaska

-

• Arizona

-

• Arkansas

-

• California

-January

• Capitol building invaded by a pro-Trump mob (6th)
• Gina Carano -the tough girl from The Mandalorian- was fired by Disney because she posted support for conspiracy theories and antisemitism (10th)
• Trump impeached again... and acquitted again (13th)
• Reddit users upend Wall Street hedge funds by increasing the price of GameStop stock shares for spite (27th)

- February

• Tom Brady won another Super Bowl and people are laughing because he brought his team from last to first in a single season
• Huge winter storms hit Texas which led to state-wide power outages, lack of fresh water, and almost 100 deaths
• Rush Limbaugh died of lung cancer (17th)

• The IT Crowd
• The Office
• Parks & Recreation
• The League
• My Name Is Earl
• Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
• Master of None
• That 70s Show
• Good Omens
• Scrubs
• 30 Rock
• Firefly
• MASH
• Home Improvement
• Last Man Standing

• seatbelt or car seat for Tea
• trailer for the truck
• trailer hitch
• Bluetooth grill thermometer
• Queen mattress
• life jacket for Tea
• two mountain bikes

• Listen to "I Know You're Out There Somewhere" by the Moody Blues
• Read 1984 by George Orwell (and don't stop at the book-within-a-book part)
• Read In Cold Blood by Truman Capote
• Read the Harry Potter series and The Hunger Games trilogy
• Look at drawing portfolio and start drawing again
• eat an Aero bar
• Watch a tape of 43 Plays for 43 Presidents
• Read the journal Morgan Szymanski made for me for my 24th birthday
• Read the journal from my 18th birthday
• Open my time capsule from 2009
• Eat a Blimpie Best sandwich on a wrap with jalapenos
• Go to a football game at Bryant Denny Stadium
• Watch engagement video

• The Silent Patient
• Peyton Place

• Massage membership
• Personal trainer
• Nutritionist
• Automated house
• exercise room with interactive screens for walls

• Pulp Fiction
• The Lovely Bones
• X-Men (all)
• Star Wars Episode VII
• Finding Dory
• The Big Short
• The Godfather
• Citizen Kane
• Lincoln
• The Usual Suspects
• Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte (1964 psychological thriller)
• Daylight (1996 thriller disaster movie)
• Butterfield 8 (1960 drama/romance)
• Whistle Down the Wind (1961 drama)
• Night Gallery (1969 sci-fi tv show with Rod Serling)
• The Woodsman (2004 drama about a child molester)
• Goodbye Charlie
• Threads (apocalyptic horror from 1984)

• Carrie (1974)
• Salem's Lot (1975)
• Rage; Bachman novel (1976)
• The Shining (1977)
• Night Shift (1978)
• The Long Walk; Bachman novel (1979)
• The Dead Zone (1979)
• Firestarter (1980)
• Roadwork (1981)
• Danse Macabre (1981)
• Cujo (1981)
• The Running Man; Bachman novel (1982)
• The Dark Tower: Gunslinger (1982)
• Different Seasons (1982)
• Christine (1983)
• Pet Sematary (1983)
• The Talisman (1984)
• Thinner (1984)
• Cycle of the Werewolf (1985)
• Skeleton Crew (1985)
• IT (1986)

• Verisimilitude
• Phantasmagorical
• Curmudgeon
• Penultimate
• Demogogue
• Comportment
• Deblaterate
• Meritorious
• Fiduciary
• Ubiquitous
• Wentletrap
• Viviparous
• Nothingburger
• Blunderbus
• Sticky-wicket
• Katzenjammer
• Folderol
• Indefatigable
• Foofaraw
• Detritus
• Schismogenesis