• God took a rib from Adam, ground it up in a centrifuge machine, mixed it with cardamom and cloves, microwaved it on the popcorn setting while Adam was like, "That really hurts.” Going off into the tundra so pissed at God, and he started lighting minor forest fires, stealing osprey eggs, messing with the bees who were trying to pollinate the echinacea, until God said, "Ima smite you with loneliness, and break your heart in two." And Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair, falling on his knees looked to the sky and said, "Thank God."
  • Thank God For Girls - Weezer (2016)

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• Don't say you love me 'cause you know you're gonna love me and leave.
  • Alone with You - Jake Owen (2011)

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• If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars), I would buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel).
  • If I Had a Million Dollars - Barenaked Ladies (1988)

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• Does any one know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
  • The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot (1976)

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• But now you're fast asleep, and I am so alone, but we're together on the last train home.
  • Last Train Home - David Mead (2008)

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• And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming, or the moment of truth in your lies. When everything feels like the movies, yeah you bleed just to know you're alive.
  • Iris - Goo Goo Dolls (1998)

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• I never thought I could feel this way, and I've got to say that I just don't get it. I don't know where we went wrong, but the feeling's gone, and I just can't get it back.
  • If You Could Read My Mind - Gordon Lightfoot (1970)

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• You never even tried.
  • Hemorrhage (In My Hands) - Fuel (2000)

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• You are the one that I used to love, and I'm still in love, but I've never loved you the most.
• I've seen your best and worst, and at your worst you're still the best. But at my best I am the worst. It's a curse.
  • Lydia - Highly Suspect (2015)

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• He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentlemen, like you imagined when you were young.
  • When You Were Young - The Killers (2006)

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• Guess I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all.
  • Need You Now - Lady Antebellum (2009)

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• I don't really wanna know what's good for me. God's dead? I said, "Baby, that's alright with me.”
  • Gods and Monsters - Lana Del Rey (2012)

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• I hold onto this pride because these days, it's all I have. And I gave you my best, and we both know you can't say that.
  • Better Man - Little Big Town (2017)

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• Why men great 'til they gotta be great?
• I just took a DNA test, Turns out I'm one hundred percent that bitch.
  • Truth Hurts - Lizzo (2019)

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• Take me back to the night we met. And then I can tell myself what the hell I'm supposed to do. And then I can tell myself not to ride along with you. I had all and then most of you, some, and now none of you.
  • The Night We Met - Lord Huron (2015)

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• I believed you were crazy You believed that you loved me.
  • The Gold - Manchester Orchestra (2017)

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• All the love's still there I just don't know what to do with it now
  • Stay - Mayday Parade (2011)

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• I don't know why you think that you could hold me when you couldn't get by by yourself. And I don't know who would ever want to tear the seam of someone's dream.
  • It's a Beautiful Day - Michael Buble (

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• If all you wanted was love why would you use me up, cut me down, build a boat, and sail away? When all I wanted to be was your giving tree, settle down, build a home, and make you happy.
  • The Giving Tree - Plain White T's (2013)

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• Oh, we couldn't bring the columns down. Yeah, we couldn't destroy a single one. And the history books forgot about us, and the Bible didn't mention us. Not even once. You are my sweetest downfall. I loved you first.
  • Samson - Regina Spektor (2006)

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• The food that I'm eating is suddenly tasteless. I know I'm alone now, I know what it tastes like. So break me to small parts. Let go in small doses. But spare some for spare parts. There might be some good ones.
  • Ode to Divorce - Regina Spektor (2003)

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• What happened to us? I heard that it's me we should blame. What happened to us? Why didn't you stop me from turning out this way?/ And know that I don't hate you, and know that I don't want to fight you, and know that I'll always love you, but right now I just don't.
  • Which to Bury, Us or the Hatchet? - Relient K (2004)

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• And you said "I know that this will hurt, but if I don't break your heart then things will just get worse.” If the burden seems too much to bear, remember the end will justify the pain it took to get us there.
  • Let It All Out - Relient K (2004)

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• I've thrown away the hope I had in friendships. I've thrown away so many things that could have been much more. I've thrown away the secret to find an end to this. And I just pray my problems go away if they're ignored. But that's not the way it works.
  • When I Go Down - Relient K (2004)

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• And my mates are all there tryna calm me down, 'cause I'm shouting your name all over town. I'm swearing if I go there now, I can change her mind turn it all around. And I know that I'm drunk but I'll say the words, and she'll listen this time even though they're slurred. So I dialed her number and confessed to her I'm still in love, but all I heard was nothing.
  • Nothing - The Script (2010)

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• Well they call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain, but if you want it you can have the crown.
  • You Can Have the Crown - Sturgill Simpson (2013)

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• And maybe we got lost in translation. Maybe I asked for too much. But maybe this thing was a masterpiece ‘til you tore it all up. Running scared, I was there, I remember it all too well. And you call me up again just to break me like a promise. So casually cruel in the name of being honest. I'm a crumpled up piece of paper lying here, 'cause I remember it all, all, all too well.
  • All Too Well - Taylor Swift (2012)

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• Come on try a little. Nothing is forever. Got to be something better than in the middle. Me and Cinderella, we put it all together. We can drive it home with one headlight.
  • One Headlight - The Wallflowers (1996)

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• I found God on the corner of First and Amistad, where the West was all but won, all alone, smoking his last cigarette. I said, "Where you been?" He said, "ask anything.” Where were you when everything was falling apart? When all my days were spent by a telephone that never rang. And all I needed was a call that never came to the corner of First and Amistad.
  • You Found Me - The Fray (2009)

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• Don’t let the world bring you down. Not everyone here is that fucked up and cold. Remember why you came and, while you’re alive, experience the warmth before you grow old.
  • The Warmth - Incubus (1999)

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• If I never loved I never would have cried. I am a rock, I am an island. I have my books and my poetry to protect me. I am shielded in my armor, hidden in my room, safe within my womb. I touch no one and no one touches me. I am a rock, I am an island. And a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries.
  • I Am a Rock - Simon & Garfunkel (1965)

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• 'Cause I can't make you love me if you don't. You can't make your heart feel something it won't. Here in the dark in these final hours, I will lay down my heart and I'll feel the power, but you won't.
  • I Can't Make You Love Me - Bonnie Raitt (1991)

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• I go about my business, I'm doing fine. Besides, what would I say if I had you on the line? Same old story, not much to say. Hearts are broken every day.
  • Meant for Me - Jewel (1995)

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• There's a fine, fine line between a fairy tale, and a lie. And there's a fine, fine line between "you're wonderful" and "goodbye". I guess if someone doesn't love you back, itt isn't such a crime. But there's a fine, fine line between love and a waste of your time. And I don’t have the time to waste on you anymore.
  • There's a Fine, Fine Line - Avenue Q (2003)

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• I love him, but every day I'm learning all my life I've only been pretending. Without me, his world will go on turning; a world that's full of happiness that I have never known. I love him, I love him, I love him… but only on my own
  • On My Own - Les Misérables (1982)

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• "If you're so funny, then why are you on your own tonight? And if you're so clever, then why are you on your own tonight? If you're so very entertaining, then why are you on your own tonight? If you're so very good-looking, why do you sleep alone tonight?
  • I Know It's Over - The Smiths (1986)

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• "Why am I soft in the middle? The rest of my life is so hard"
  • Call Me Al-Paul Simon (1986)