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How doth the little crocodile... by Lewis Carroll

How doth the little crocodile...

How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in,
With gently smiling jaws!

If I could live in my dreams and never wake up, I would.

Loren movies (Halloween flix for me & Baewolf & roomie)
movies (viewing more things 2016)
movies (gotta see now that i'm despondent)
wishlist (to get soon as I have a real paycheck!)
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Keanu Reeves has had a hard life

  • Father who is a heroin dealer runs off on his family when he is three, and he has since severed all ties with him.
  • Best friend, River Phoenix, dies before they could make the bromantic movies they promised they would make together.
  • He's dyslexic.
  • Fiancee gives birth to a stillborn daughter.
  • Unable to cope, they split up.
  • She dies in a car accident two years later.
  • Sister contracts leukemia. Keanu spends millions of dollars to keep her alive.

But it doesn't stop him from doing nice things

  • Offered to take a 75% pay cut if it meant Al Pacino could be cast in The Devil’s Advocate.
  • Offered to take a 90% pay cut if it meant Gene Hackman could be cast in The Replacements.
  • Donated 50 of the 70 million dollars he made off of the Matrix films to the costume and special effects teams.
  • Bought a Harley for every stuntman who worked on the Matrix Reloaded
  • Donates most of his money to charities for cancer research

"I’m Mickey Mouse. They don’t know who’s inside the suit." — Keanu Reeves credit to for the information.

jun 10 2010 ∞
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