• Goal 1: Create a signature super spicy vegan seitan-habanero chili dish
• Goal 2: Lose 30 pounds
• Goal 3: Learn to accept and love myself
• Goal 4: Earn my Emerson's Certificate for Screenwriting
• Goal 5: Finish Tangelo

Whims (things to try for)

• Create an IRA
• Find a good man
• Find a new therapist
• Start saving up for a home and retirement