• At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
  • Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
  • Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
  • Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
  • Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
  • In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
  • Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."
  • Don't use any punctuation
  • As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
  • Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
  • Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
  • Sing Along At The Opera.
  • Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
  • Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
  • Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
  • Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
  • When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
  • When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
  • Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
  • And the Final Way to Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity......
feb 6 2007 ∞
feb 6 2007 +
user picture jenz: this made me smile! feb 6 2007
user picture dirtybedsheets: WIN (: jul 12 2009