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Basically imagine all the NSFW Tom Lehrer songs playing in a loop while you read that one Oglaf strip about the guy who writes really elaborate porn setups for a living.

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So you do know that your creation of works portraying violence/noncon/trans people having sex/other thing I don't like is problematic and you should probably stop and also kill yourself right? I am an adult with a healthy dissociation between fantasy and reality. What my boner writes as I slap my dick across the keyboard is not representative of me saying that it's cool to rape and disembowel someone.

Okay, but fantasy can influence reality so you're still evil unless you also fill out this form detailing how you were abused and that you're using it to cope- My past abuses are my own damn business, and I don't need to flail my personal pain in front of the whole damn world to justify what I like. How did you even get in my fucking house? Let's just move on, okay? Okay.

Do you take requests? I'll give that a "soft yes." I'm always willing to take requests, but I can't guarantee I'll get to them in any sort of timely manner. I love hearing people's ideas tho so even if it takes me a while, know that your offering of inspiration and filth has pleased the porn gods greatly.

Will you write (X Kink not listed on my kink or squick list)? I'll write pretty much anything as long as it's not a squick for me, and I love exploring new kinks through fiction and writing! Feel free to ask for it, and if it isn't something I feel comfortable with I will always try to let you down gently.

Why do you post some of your gross stuff to trash-raccoon and some of it to dragonofeternal? I try to keep trash-raccoon as a space for JUST things that have elements outside of smut that might make them upsetting, like graphic disembowelment or rape. Regular smut tends to go on dragonofeternal. Sometimes tho, it's honestly just down to how I feel on a given day.

I have another question that isn't answered here! Feel free to contact me on my main or nsfw tumblrs!

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