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Basically imagine all the NSFW Tom Lehrer songs playing in a loop while you read that one Oglaf strip about the guy who writes really elaborate porn setups for a living.

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  • Liz
  • February 10th, 1991
  • pan nb (they/them or she/her)
  • married to Killian

Just a simple fucksmith with messed up kinks and a heart of gold.

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  • 18+ ONLY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
  • Seriously we're talking about some fucked up shit here
  • Also boners. Like. This ain't kiddie korner seriously.
  • I'm pretty good about trying to tag things and have consistent tags for things on tumblr, but on twitter it's almost impossible to keep that shit tagged in any sort of consistent way. Viewer discretion is advised.
  • All the shit in my SFW BYF goes double here, honestly
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So you do know that your creation of works portraying violence/noncon/trans people having sex/other thing I don't like is problematic and you should probably stop and also kill yourself right? I am an adult with a healthy dissociation between fantasy and reality. What my boner writes as I slap my dick across the keyboard is not representative of me saying that it's cool to rape and disembowel someone.

Okay, but fantasy can influence reality so you're still evil unless you also fill out this form detailing how you were abused and that you're using it to cope- My past abuses are my own damn business, and I don't need to flail my personal pain in front of the whole damn world to justify what I like. How did you even get in my fucking house? Let's just move on, okay? Okay.

Do you take requests? I'll give that a "soft yes." I'm always willing to take requests, but I can't guarantee I'll get to them in any sort of ti...

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  • Gore
  • Medical/Science
  • Monsters & Xeno
  • Non-penetrative sex (frottage, intercrural, dry-humping, etc)
  • Phone Sex
  • Dub-con/Non-con
  • Enthusiastic consent
  • Hands
  • Snark
  • Incredibly elaborate smut setups
  • Oviposition
  • Diverse combos of genders and sexualties
  • Non-traditional or fantastical sex (magic sex, substituting different actions for sex, sex that goes outside of what is normally possible for humans, etc)
  • Bondage
  • Power struggles and imbalances

+More that come and go and would take too damn long to list here lol

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  • Piss
  • Shit
  • Babyplay/Diaperplay
  • Stink
  • Daddy kink (borders on a legit trigger for me)
  • That thing straight yaoi fans do where they super feminize one half of the pair and call them the "wife" or the "mom"

Shit that isn't necessarily a direct squick but that I don't really get:

  • Feet
  • Vore
  • Weight gain/feederism
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