- He likes boys
- likes cock esp. Cedric Diggory's
- He likes girls
- will sit two hours to watch Kristen Stewart and the female cast flit across screen
- He wants a reaction
- wants to observe how people express their like or dislike; likes psychology
- He wants to argue
- is bored and needs entertainment, meaning you, all frustrated and disbelieving of his 'interests'
- He is easily distracted by sparkly things
- ooh shiny immortal, lookit! does not discriminate on object in question, just admires the sparkle
- He has never read any other vampire book
- uses this as the standard for vampire fiction...*shakes head*
- He is a romantic
- secretly watches romantic comedies and soaps in his spare time; favorite movies starring Meg Ryan or Sandra Bullock
- He is from outer space
- is fascinated by how the pictures move on the screen.... moobies? das a moobie? cooool
- He wants to improves his chance to score
- conversational tactic to engage person of interest, wants cool points for discussion
- He has developed a case of Fandom Stockholm Syndrome?
- the women in his life have forced him into reading and somewhere along the way he just becomes a fan
- He is blind, and perhaps deaf as well?
- He thinks vampires are cool
- He wants to know what all the hype is
- He wants to create a drinking game for it
jan 2 2010 ∞
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