• "I don't believe in a lot of things, but I do believe in duct tape" - Lost, Miles, 618
• "when i was young i couldn't sleep at night because i thought there was a monster in the closet. but my brother told me there wasn't anything in the closet but fear. that fear wasn't real. he said it wasn't made of anything, it was just air. not even that. he said you just have to face it, open that door, and the monster would disappear" - Prison Break, Michael, 103
• In Season 5, Episode 1 of "30 Rock" Jack, planning to seduce a gay man, says: "Do you know what a prize I am in the gay community? There's a term for it. I'm a bear. And I'm a daddy. I'm a daddy bear."
• I forget, what are you these days, gay or straight? Wait, let me do a little test. Okay, there's a penis and a vagina in a tent. And it's on fire. Which do you save...

Season 1

• "Ted, you've been living your whole life in a seatbelt. It's time to unclick. (Unclicks)" - Barney to Ted, 103

Season 2

• "You are better than porn!" - Barney to Lily, 205
• "Well, she's leaving expensive lotions all over town. It sounds like a whore to me!" - Robin, 216

Season 4

• "Here's the thing, Barney, I'm snuggly, you're not. who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a sunday morning, wrapped in a comforter, and it's raining outside, and there's muffins warming in the oven. I'm cuddly, bitch! Deal with it!" - Marshall to Barney, 421

Season 1

• "I want very much to feel, and to be felt. And I mean that from the heart of my bottom." -- Dick, 101 (to Mary, trying to get her to date him or something)
• " 'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.' (flips to the back of the book) I'm not going to read 380 pages if he can't even make up his mind in the first sentence!" -- Dick, 102
• "Yeah, I know. I don't understand. All I want to do is curl up into a ball, and yet somehow I feel compelled to nurture you. God, what a cruel disease!" -- Sally, 102
• "We suck, we blow, a posse of oral fixators. Let them try and ban smoking, for if they do!.. They'll just have a bunch of SMOKING OUTLAWS on their hands!" -- Dick, 105 (he takes up smoking)
• "how can we honor the memory of a man lik...

• Due Date (Zach Galifianakis' character) -- "You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself"
• Inception (Mal) -- "You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope the train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter because we'll be together."
• Inception (Eames) -- "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling"
• Rocknrolla (Johnny Quid) -- "Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and I'm addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren"
• Rocknrolla (Mumbles) -- "Everyone knows he likes the boys. It's sausage and beans all day long mate."
• Tristan & Isolde (Tristan) -- "I don't know if life is greater than death, but love was greater than either."
• The Social Network (Tyler) -- "I'm 6'5, 220 pounds, and there are two of me"