- "I hate when I walk into the bathroom to get something, get distracted by how pretty I am and walk back out empty handed" - krysta j's fb status
- "I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken." - jordan m's fb status
- "Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel." - on Chris R's fb status
- "trent, you're so sketch I could draw you" - taken from Sheryl's cousin Ali's fb status about a comment from a guy named Gino
- "I'm a boy, I wanna poke and destroy!" - John M status on fb
- "Take your ass back to your tree and shut the f*** up" - from dana's fb status
- "Let go or get dragged" - seen from andrea j's fb status, from unknown person
- "To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing" - taken from Madora's fb status (i think the author is unknown)
- "Today is yesterday's tomorrow. So may all our tomorrows be as great as today" - david h's fb status
- Me: sluts don't get cold. Krysta: must be all the whore keeping them warm --> posted on krysta's facebook (we saw girls in mini-dresses in 55 degree weather
- "If A is a success in life ,then A equals to x+y+z. x is work ; y is play ; and z is keeping your mouth shut " - georgie, danes roommate, her status on fb
- "While you judge your woman there's a man wishing he could whisper softly in her ear. While you humiliate, offend and insult her there's another man flirting with her, reminding her of how beautiful she is. While you hurt her there's another man wishing he could take away her pain. When you make your woman cry there's another man stealing all her smiles. Don't ever forget this, what you WON'T do another man WILL." - madora's fb
- *"Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet" - anthony t's fb
- "things happen, life is trial by fire, but.... it's time to make some cocoa, and enjoy myself a sunrise with what I have around me :)" - Jason J fb status
- Bry H = "While I Was Sleeping, my cell phone stopped making noise of any kind and fell into a coma.. This means I get to meet my cell phone's brother, realize we are perfect for each other, attempt to patch things up with my cell phone but change my mind and go home to my cat and then be surprised when the brother cell phone shows up to confess his love and live happily ever after.
sep 15 2010 ∞
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