- "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." - nicole b
- “Change is the essence of life. Be willing to surrender what you are for what you could become.” - Krissy A
- "Seriously, this is what I just learned from the CPA review on the IT section: Passwords are like underwear, you shouldn't let others see it, you should change them often, and never share them with strangers. I guess I'm getting my money's worth." - Carla I
- "I love when I make a decision and the universe goes "haha! as if you had any say in the matter." " - Krysta J
- "Thanks Nabisco, I feel so much better knowing I'm eating "cute little bear cubs" as opposed to the regular adult-shaped ones." - Lariz B
- " I'm only watching the Super Bowl game because GLEE is on after. However, I am rooting for the team in the green and yellow. lol" - Jordan M
- "Sticks and stones may break my bones but Whips and Chains excite me!" - Chantalle J quoted a song
- "I was thinking, What if my mama is a llama? And then I thought, Tater tots sound delicious. And now I am thinking, Do llamas like tater tots? And YOU are thinking, is she drunk? And the answer is no. I am deliriously hungry. And there are tots in the freezer and I am almost home." - Bry H
- "My professor just used 'KISS' - 'Keep It Simple, Stupid'" - danes
- "The quote from the cup I am using now, "I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow does not look good either." " - Emily T
- "I just got a warning for jay-walking near Pioneer Square. Jay-walking! That is so antiquated. Like making butter, writing letters, and reading real books. I am a criminal. I can't be tamed!" - Bry H
- "Sometimes I wish I could be as mean out loud as I am in my head." - Krysta J
- "God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy." - Katie H
- "His face was hot, his outfit was dashing, his body was bangin', and his voice...angelic." - Krysta J
- "Now is the time to get my GTL on. Or at least the G part, T is a little hard when it's snowing and I'm poor." - Morgan P
- "Smile for yourself and no one else. Those are the smiles that you can keep" - Jacqueline L
- "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid" - jack sparrow in pirates of the caribbean 1
- "Can. not. focus. must. write. paper. Time for Facebook!" - Kristine R
- "Dear self: You are hereby granted permission to run over anyone else who jumps in front of your car today. They obviously want it." - Lanz B
- "When you live your life according to how others think you should, you tend to get a lot less out of it." - Carla I
- "Not trying to brag...no I am..amazing sleep last night. Slept better than a baby. :)" - Jacqueline L
- "Had a guest absolutely lose it because the walls in her room are painted red, and it reminded her of a brothel. Honey, just because you be working the streets doesn't make it my fault you and red have a bad history. #trashyentitledwhores" - Jordan M
- "You cant focus on the road ahead with your eyes on the rear-view mirror." - Sean P
- "Realization this morning: Life is like one of my favorite hobbies, shopping. I always say, "it never hurts to try on something, you don't have much to loss..."...if it doesn't work out, it wasn't right for you anyways..." - Jacqueline L
- "Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up early in the morning and it knows it must run faster then the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up and it knows it must out run the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. The moral of the story: "When the sun comes up you better be running!!" - Bryant S
- "This should put to rest that rumor that Prez Obama is a muslim: Obama isn't a muslim. Obama is a Chicagoan. Osama bin Laden was buried according to Chicago tradition: 2 shots to the head, burial in Lake Michigan. The Indian Ocean had to stand in, but I hope Osama bin Laden got the traditional cement overcoat. Osama bin Laden sleeps with the fishes." - Kim S
- "I'm gonna go take a hot shower. That's like a normal shower, but with me in it." - Sean P
- "Here is all you need to know about women and men... Men are dumb and women are crazy... And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb." - Lindsay H
- "homegirl has a whole garden...she always be ho'ing" -- Matt W
- "Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat u right, pray for the ones who don't. Believe that everything happens for a reason. If u get a second chance grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, just promised it'd b worth it" - Tommy M
- "Ryan Dunn... He died like he lived, with a car shoved up his ass." - Casey M
- "I have a condition that makes me eat when I can’t sleep. It’s called Insom-nom-nom-nia. :)" - Antonea P
- If you could harvest the magnitude of my excitement, and convert it convert to light, it would be brighter than the sun. - comment made by Dev D on the SO installation (akpsi nw group)
- "Life revealed itself to me. I reported it for indecent exposure." - Andrea J
jan 17 2011 ∞
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