Season 1

• "I want very much to feel, and to be felt. And I mean that from the heart of my bottom." -- Dick, 101 (to Mary, trying to get her to date him or something)
• " 'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.' (flips to the back of the book) I'm not going to read 380 pages if he can't even make up his mind in the first sentence!" -- Dick, 102
• "Yeah, I know. I don't understand. All I want to do is curl up into a ball, and yet somehow I feel compelled to nurture you. God, what a cruel disease!" -- Sally, 102
• "We suck, we blow, a posse of oral fixators. Let them try and ban smoking, for if they do!.. They'll just have a bunch of SMOKING OUTLAWS on their hands!" -- Dick, 105 (he takes up smoking)
• "how can we honor the memory of a man like Leonard Hanlin? well......he was governed by the laws of physics as are all living things. it is a scientific fact that hearts and clocks slow down as they approach the speed of light, the point at which matter is converted into energy. Dr. Hanlin's heart approached that speed on friday evening at 7:57 according to the coroner, converting his matter into energy, into pure white light. Though he is no longer with us, he is all around us." -- Dick, 108 (he gives a eulogy for some asshole academic)
• "As the oldest member of this crew, I feel it's my duty to inform you all that this planet both wipes and sucks. In that order." -- Tommy, 110 (he says this to Dick)
• "being human is far more complex than i thought. there's no absolute personal truth here; and these bodies don't come with an owner's manual so everyday these people have to make up life and truth becomes highly individual." -- Dick, 110 (the lying episode)
• "I think these humans bend the truth because this is a difficult place to live. it's a lonely blue dot on the far end of the galaxy. and all the half-truths, the flattery, diplomacy are the lubricant that people spread over each other to get over the rough spots." -- Dick, 110 (explanation for why we lie)
• "What matters most is life itself. And the greatest thing about life is not having a purpose; it's about finding a purpose." - Harry, 118