- "I don't believe in a lot of things, but I do believe in duct tape" - Lost, Miles, 618
- "when i was young i couldn't sleep at night because i thought there was a monster in the closet. but my brother told me there wasn't anything in the closet but fear. that fear wasn't real. he said it wasn't made of anything, it was just air. not even that. he said you just have to face it, open that door, and the monster would disappear" - Prison Break, Michael, 103
- In Season 5, Episode 1 of "30 Rock" Jack, planning to seduce a gay man, says: "Do you know what a prize I am in the gay community? There's a term for it. I'm a bear. And I'm a daddy. I'm a daddy bear."
- I forget, what are you these days, gay or straight? Wait, let me do a little test. Okay, there's a penis and a vagina in a tent. And it's on fire. Which do you save? - karen walker, from will and grace
- "I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time. It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win." - seinfeld, the nose job
- “Who would have ever thought that being fluid meant you could be so stuck?” — Santana Lopez on Glee, "sexy" episode
sep 15 2010 ∞
mar 10 2011 +
mar 10 2011 +