Season 1

• "Ted, you've been living your whole life in a seatbelt. It's time to unclick. (Unclicks)" - Barney to Ted, 103

Season 2

• "You are better than porn!" - Barney to Lily, 205
• "Well, she's leaving expensive lotions all over town. It sounds like a whore to me!" - Robin, 216

Season 4

• "Here's the thing, Barney, I'm snuggly, you're not. who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a sunday morning, wrapped in a comforter, and it's raining outside, and there's muffins warming in the oven. I'm cuddly, bitch! Deal with it!" - Marshall to Barney, 421