- The Fifties...I don't doubt it had its moments, but for the love of heck, everything in the fifties was NOT better than every other decade ever! And stating so on your myspace page makes you look like a cock. Plus, you're 21, how the hell would you know!!!
- Bull terriers. Not cute, not tough, not as good as pugs. Or any other dog.
- Emma. She knows who I mean. Although the only person who rates her is herself but still...she's wrong.
- Trendy haircuts. Only trendy if you didn't intend for it to be trendy. Otherwise, you're a knob.
- Sex and the City. Enjoyed it the first time round, not so much the second time round, now...'Flames, flames, on the side of my face...'
- Little Britain, The Office, Catherine Tate, Phoenix Nights, blah, blah, blah. Not funny. Or clever. More importantly, quoting the irritating catchphrases from any of these shows does not make you funny. Or clever. In fact, please shut up.
- Coffee. Tastes like mud.
- Poetry. Oh dear God. Puke.
- Posh girls pretending to be 'street'. You grew up in Hertfordshire suburbia, you rode ponies and made out with your French exchange student. You are not a ghetto princess. I don't care if you live in Peckham. Chances are your parents still pay your rent.
- Drugs. Unless you're a 14 year old skater in 1994 there is really no need to be smoking pot. And unless you're a 16 year old anorexic at boarding school in 1988 there is really no need to be snorting coke. Drugs do not make you clever or cool or glamourous or dangerous. They make you boring and stupid. But mostly boring.
- Audrey Hepburn. An adequate actress at best. And not the classic beauty she's portrayed to be.
- Marilyn Monroe. See Audrey Hepburn.
- This list...what the hell do I know...
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