✮Welcome to the page where we bitch about men 24 hours a day, 7 days a week...Except for Wednesdays, WHEN WE WEAR PINK, duh.✮

✮Let's be honest, this website is pretty boring, not to mention definitely full of weebs and sad 13-year-old girls discussing the location of Harry Styles third nipple (no judgement, I'm curious too).

✮The point is, it gets pretty boring scrolling through a bunch of lists on the things people want to do before they die. Especially because they all tell you they want to: go cliff jumping and about a sloth.

✮So if you are a relatively normal woman (and you're not a 24-year old man wearing a sailor moon costume right now, don't lie), this page is definitely for you.

✮Face it, there is a lot of talk about being single and slutty in your twenties. You've definitely read a thousand Cosmo articles about how empowering it is to work on your career and have random sex with a bunch of 8s you met a bar. And if you haven't done that, well, you've probably heard your mom talking about all the wild shenanigans she got up to before she met your father.

✮But, there isn't much online for the girls who just graduated high school and have just left their long term high school relationships. Its pretty hard if you're not in school. If you're 18, and average looking, fat chance you and all your girlfriends are sneaking into a bar. If you're like me, you can't drive, so no there's no cheesy montage of you listening to Shania twain with the windows down. And honestly, all that great no-strings-attached sex everyone raves about, is with other 18 years olds who can barely operate their own dicks, so it really doesn't feel that empowering al all.

jan 21 2020 ∞
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