IF you spend 89% of your evenings alone in bed butter cupping yourself and wondering why Issac Newton died a virgin, watch one of these movies and remind yourself one more scoop of ice cream won't hurt your waist line and you are a FUCKING QUEEN.

• View from the Top
• Legally Blonde
• Bridget Jones
• Mean Girls
• The Sound of Music
• First Wives Club
• In to The Wild
• How to Lose Guy in 10 Days
• Thelma and Louise

I met my high school boyfriend as a cloud of smoke cleared around six 14 year olds and the sound of coughing echoed around my dad's kitchen. I am still unclear about many things that occured that afternoon, but one thing I would put my life on: nobody knew how to use a bong. He was the only boy who had ever talked to me, or any of my friends, so naturally, we all fell in love with him. When he "picked" me, my friends instantly despised me, and willingly I let them gossip and brood behind my back because all I wanted was for him to sit next to me in media arts class. I also deeply wanted all the perks I'd heard having a high school boyfriend came with. Like changing your facebook status to “in a relationship”, duh. Also he lived across the street from the school and he had nice hair and he smelled like Axe forest, but that's besides the point. We dated for three amazing years, and ev...