Daily Reminders:

• My hands are not wrinkly and dry, like that one woman you saw on the subway this afternoon
• I am still able to pull off body con dresses
• I don't live in the 17th, century therefore I haven't been sold to a old prune and have 7 ugly babies
• I probably will not die from Syphilis
• WW3 is just a meme
• I have deep (ish) nail beds
• My dog is LUCIOUS
• I know better than to wear plaid on my deathbed
• I have been on a plane
• blow jobs or no longer an issue
• I know every word to Total Eclipse of the Heart
• There is a BIG vibrator under my bed
• I could go like a year without sex
• Constant getting kicked in the balls, is not an issue
• I don't have daddy issues
• my small boobs don't hurt when I run
• tall
• RuPaul is the only God I ever would willingly shave my head and join a monk-hood for