• http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1WjbBr/:1O5Y_!zF@:c.DSXix6/artlung.com/smorgasborg/how_to_tick_people_off.shtml/* and then he went all maury on her...
• that happens in the mayor of casterbridge right? or oh my god am i completely imagining that?
• i will be the brother you never had!
• drunk uncle voice) so what if my water isn't organic? or if my chai tea doesn't have wifi? ...Now a days its all, "is this hybrid biodegradable? Can i get iTunes in vinyl?" ...I'll tell you what rcva really means- Ridiculously Controlled, yet Violent Arsonists. Girls used to go for the down-to-earth guys or nice guys now its all, twitter me, instagram me, meme me, pintrest me. I'll tell you what Alexis, if I had a smart phone... ;) ... you know what i'd do... IMMIGRANTS!
• should've known it wouldn't take long for Brenica "third wheel" Bellin to find her way into this...
• "what did we do before internet? we read books! we read books. it was a different world back then."
• Alextuts! i'm here to support the fine arts and my sister."
• if i was there i would have pushed past security and carried you to the goal...NOT!
• boys turn to men in the arena
• "be a real superhero and let us use your house."
• do you smell PEPPER?!?!
• I'll be back in three blinks of a lambs eye!
• Me:say whaaaaa! zach: HE SAID"
• "the man of the hour, caleb, has arrived!"

my mom would sing us a song and we'd all start crying!!"

• "why do you have a camelback? its a fucking wednesday night."
• "what are you gonna do?" "drive."
• We found, within ourselves, the honesty to feel the plight of a newborn fawn, innocent, but already in danger from the helpless predator, cousin bobcat. And with our tears, we made clay from the dirt. And a pot from that clay which we glazed and fired in a kiln. We then broke the pot, ground it up and, as witnessed in this photograph, returned it to its home through a ceremony where the dust passes from hand to hand to return again to the earth. With only the memory of that fawn, now grazing in a far off meadow.
• Tomorrows news headline: Disgruntled newspaper reader murders man reportedly saying "this will make a better news story!!" No new news on the rabid bats.

‎"Naming competiton for rabid bat in full swing" ‎"Taste of Fort Collins cancelled in favor of First Annual Rabid Bat Festivus." Plans for a Rabid Bat Music Festival in the works! Special guest Ozzy! ‎"Rabidbat projected to be most popular baby name for 2012, 2013" Criminal Mischeif at The Parlour-Salon worker assaulted in the face with a jumbo dry erase marker. No news on the rabid bat. ‎"Local Mexican resteraunt changes hand soap brands, employee quotes 'I don't normally like lavander but my hands are softer than ever before!". No news from reporter camped out near rabid bat sighting area."