- What did the shy pebble say? I wish i was a little boulder
- What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway
- Man who drank a lot and told by his wife that if he ever came home drunk again she'd leave him. Went to the pub, drank a lot and threw up all over himself. Told his friend 'If i come home like this my wife will leave me'. Friend says not to worry, put this £20 note in your jacket pocket and say someone else threw up all over you and gave note for dry cleaning. Came back home and confronted by his wife he said 'no, no, no, another man threw up all over me, gave me £20 for the cleaning bill' She said 'Why have you got two £20 notes in your hand' He said 'Oh the other one is from the man who shat in my pants'.
dec 31 2008 ∞
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