- Dear Facebook friends from high school, I enjoy keeping tabs on how fat and unsuccessful you've become. Keep the misguided status updates and wholly unflattering photo albums coming. Sincerely, Tina.
- Dear Harry, I want your magic wand in my chamber of secrets. Sincerely, Cho Chang
- Dear Ke$ha, Please stop singing about me. You don't how I feel in the morning. Sincerely, P. Diddy
- Dear Draco, You have a nice bed, may I Slytherin? Sincerely, Lord Voldemort.
- Dear Baha Men, Did you ever find out who let the dogs out? Sincerely, The Kennel Owner.
- Dear BP, Thank you for being the only oil company considerate enough to apply lube before violating America. Sincerely, The Consumer
- Dear Nice Guys, Come out, come out wherever you are! Sincerely, Girls Everywhere.
- Dear Mom, Please never say "tap that" ever again. Sincerely, your daughter
- Dear ex-boyfriends, Saying "we can still be friends" is like your mom telling youthat your dogdied andsaying "you can still keep it."Sincerely, ex-girlfriends
- Dear Butter, I want you all over me. Sincerely, Toast.
- Dear Ladies, Select two of the following in a man: A.) Attractive B.) Intelligent C.) Nice. Sincerely, Reality.
- Dear Mr. Right, Please man up and ask for directions... I am tired of waiting for you to get here. Sincerely, Single Girls Everywhere.
sep 3 2010 ∞
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