• very specific kink: thomas jopson must allow others to look after and care for him as he is unable to care for himself. ideally neither crozier nor little is doing the looking after, mix it up
• exhibition kink / submission kink: crozier becomes aware of Ned's deficiencies as a lieutenant and orders the crew to encourage good behavior by giving him orgasms throughout his watch duty
• Cold War AU - boys of your choice but fitzier probably fit idk

Two cold boys re-enacting their professional self-destruction and annihilation with each other, where their lords and masters cannot observe. Expert level: this emotonal ritual makes them worse. Maybe bad end

• Hodgson being tickled unrelentingly by whomever you choose, maybe Hickey or Tozer if you fancy it. George is skittish about the crux of panic and pleasure, perhaps his fear boner is taken as a justification to tickle him even more.
• Slutty trans Peglar getting lovingly fucked in all holes by John and friends please 🙏
• Dubcon/Noncon CW The mutineers manage to kidnap both Goodsir and Little - Hickey demoralizes both by having them perform sex acts with each other while he and Tozer watch.
• Fluff. I want fluff. I want the most effervescent pink soap bubble champagne daydream there ever was and I don't care which boys so long as there are two or more but what i want it sheer joyous frothy fluff
• Trans Edward Little gets gangbanged to support his mental health. Let that soggy boy do good at something for once 💦
• Either an invitation by Irving or non-con; Irving gets stuck in a wall somewhere quiet and dark. A shipmate finds him, and takes Irving apart for hours before fucking him to half-sobbing overstimulation. Extra points for another shipmate kneeling to kiss Irving in the dark before or after fucking his mouth. (Any partner/partners for Irving. Irving may or may not know who his partners are)
• Somnophilia - An officer (your choice) collapses after too long sleep deprived. A subordinate (junior officer or any crew member) carries them to bed, and once alone, takes the opportunity to fuck, pet, worship, mark, and force their unconscious officer to come over and over. (Either noncon/dubcon, OR an established relationship caring for/nurturing.)
• Something inspired by victorian folded valentines letters - anyone/anyone
• Hodgson/Little/Irving throuple, emphasis on awkward virgin Irving but in a kind way? Showing him the ropes (figurative or literal)? Making him ask for what he wants (which of his friends he wants where? What he wants to do? What he wants them to do?) just a bit of fun
• solittle, student/teacher relationship: college au where they're a graduate student and his hot young professor (doesn't matter which one is which) and after an intense seduction end up fucking on the floor of his office. bonus points if it's the professor seducing the student instead of the other way around
• joplittle, aphrodisiac: one or both of them takes a bite/sip of something and finds out it makes them hot under the collar, then terribly uncomfortable, if they don't fuck NOW. cue sweaty frantic breaking of the articles even though it's a Really Bad Idea, extra points if the initial anxiety over rules-breaking is eventually overcome by how good it feels to do it
• jopson/tozer, ????: i don't know how we get here but i want tozer collared and jopson holding the leash. how do they overcome their mutual animosity long enough for this situation to get sexy? you tell me! bonus points for: jopson is clothed, tozer is less so OR a third person is involved OR biting/scratching/playing rough
• Reading a steamy romance together- perhaps as foreplay, either canon era or modern, Bridgens/anyone (get rarepair with it?)
• predicament bondage ? bonus points if its jopson (jopzier/fitzjopzier/jopsir among preferred ships) bonus bonus points if there are multiple people there (canon era wardroom meeting? modern au kink convention? massive polyamorous relationship? choose your own adventure)
• iii would like to see james clark ross be dommed to the point of begging! by francis or anne, or fitzjames with crozier watching, or jopson, whoever, i just think he secretly craves not being in charge and is a brat 👏 make someone pull that pretty hair
• If his captain needs to get dicked down then by god Jopson will learn to sling the best dick in the whole navy. He seeks out Terror and Erebus's respective dick-slinging kings Blanky and Bridgens. Together they teach Jopson how to Topson.
• Sir James Clark Ross pulls a rescue ex machina and, overcome by gratitude for Jopson's role in getting Crozier sober and looking after the surviving crew, takes an Extremely Personal Interest in Jopson's recovery on the return voyage.
• Tozer and Jopson are side by side in combat for whatever reason and Tozer goes down and Jopson stands over him to protect him with his incredible sharpshooter skills and Tozer stops bleeding out because all the blood has gone to his {redacted}.
• GoodGore. Petplay. Gore is a mollusc.
• pissing into mouth
• take one (1) ned little
  • add a horse
  • make it weird
• Collins' dive goes way weirder but much better because of a lot of tentacle sex. Collins magically does not drown or freeze but does come so hard he goes blind for 5 min ("...like a dream. Sir.")
• Tell that Tom Hartnell he's been a very good lad and he's earnt himself a treat - points if the treat is sexual, double points if an authority figure is involved, my heart soul and first born child if that figure is bridgens (but not required)
• Very soft and in love jopzier, please. There’s no doubt that they both love each other in a sexual and romantic way
• Ned Little getting his balls worshipped that's it that's the prompt.
• Omega Goodsir lovingly, roughly knotted and bred by Alpha Silna upon his first heat married to her. Bonus points for vaginal sex, come inflation, and cnc.
• Choking, S/M; Goodsir topping Hickey, messy and rough. Starts when Hickey finds out he's got a fet in media res after Goodsir intentionally tried to hurt him and Hickey goes diamond hard. Goodsir is exasperated but relieved to have a low effort activity that distracts Hickey, who asks for it so nicely. Hickey is pretty sure he's having a religious epiphany.
• trans fem diggle getting some love! i’m inclined to ships with hartnell, ships boys, (or mutineer camp era goodsir?). bonus points for emphasis on size difference/diggles softness (and certainly not opposed to mama/mummy diggle)
• Tom Hartnell/Henry Collins. Body worshiping. Au or canon - up to you. I just wanna read about these two being horny and in love
• Lesbian Bridglar. Butch Peglar/Femme Bridgens, pretty please? Any setting is fine.
• Irving/Koveyook. Jirv gets rescued, and fed, and thoroughly fucked. Bonus points if he gets infatuated with Koveyook.
• Goodsir/Collins/Silna bdsm please! I want submissive Goodsir tied up and spanked!
• ned little pet play, generally. plus one for joplittle, plus one for surgeon co-stars. take that man to the vet!
• daddy kink Jopson and Crozier, they're both into it (mommy kink too for extra points) Crozier is the parental figure of Jopson's dreams and he wants him to fuck him
• collins gains weight while stress eating and bursts out of his uniform. he doesn’t know who to turn to for help, and picks goodsir for his kindness and sewing abilities, not realizing that goodsir has a propensity for teasing when he’s turned on. goodsir examines his soft body with typical goodsir medical fascination and simultaneously worships and teases collins for letting himself get to this point.
• post rescue au jopson hand feeding little rich, gourmet delicacies until he doesn’t fit into his old uniform anymore. jopson needs to take care of little and little needs to be taken care of.
• crozier is the only one who’s not skin and bones in the arctic, by virtue of being a round man before they went out. he feels guilty, fitzjames reassures him.
• Joplittle hand kink. Bonus if theres a focus on Jop’s hairy wrists/knuckles
• THOMAS EVANS/WILLIAM STRONG. Let that pretty little twink get railed by a sweet man twice his size. Any/all size kink is A+++
• bridgens/bridglar and ned. plus one for dom bridgens/sub ned, ned being shared/shown off by someone else
• francis crozier being kind to ned little. rescue au preferred. maybe crozier cuddles with ned for warmth waiting for jcr? soothes him when he gets nightmares on the ship back to england? invites him over once they're home for anything from a hot meal and kind word to a thorough seeing-to?
• Someone put solomon tozer in lingerie that’s it that’s the prompt. - Preferably not hickey/tozer though I would support hickey/tozer/someone else
• Pirates of the Caribbean AU - the only concept I have is Crozier as Davy Jones (spurned love and all that). Perhaps Irving as Elizabeth (or Hodgson) and a suitor of your choice as Will!
• abo Bridglar - Peglar getting bred
• Blanky having a wank in the crow's nest. Emphasis on the chill of the air, the beautiful view, the adrenaline thrill of being high up in the air, at sea, alive and on an adventure.
• Gibson x Irving, "priest kink" where Gibson plays up his status as a fallen man and/or desire for redemption to gain Irving's favor. Dealer's choice on Billy's sincerity, whether John believes him, and if John thinks he's taking advantage of Billy's real or feigned vulnerability. (Yes I know there are already some fics like this but I would like more cakes please 🤲 )
• dom!Jopson/sub!Hartnell – new Lieutenant and penitent former stray; AUs also welcome
• Irving and Little exhausted post-work snuggling. Sex optional, bonus points for soft hair and compliments, more of an FWB/QPP than romance vibe if you feel me
• crozier/blanky, old friends having sex. that's it. just them being their middle aged selves and knowing each other super well
• Lady Jane domming Sir John. Where the Ciarán fuckers at
• Any/any, feminisation, class differences, roleplay! One character is dressed like a woman, the other talks to them as though they're a loose servant girl, a bar wench, a prostitute, you get it. Both are into it
• blanky/macca!! iconic dilfs nr 1 and 2! during the voyage, after the voyage, whatever, the world (canon) is your oyster
• Modern or modern ish AU where JCR and Crozier have phone sex while Crozier is away. Bonus points for them being discovered - but uninterrupted - by the voyeuristic third party of your choice
• Macstan med kink, with each other or a third
• any/any, cheating. guilt optional. cold boy a cheating on cold boy b with cold boy c (aka no wives involved) preferred
• NONCON: Stanley forcefully impregnating Goodsir.
• Could be canon era or modern - jopson is in complete control of if and when Little comes. Little must ask permission to touch himself, or to finish while they are having sex. Sometimes jopson allows it. Often he doesn’t. Sometimes he tells ned he should touch himself tonight, but not to completion. Bonus points if there’s some jopson topping from the bottom, or telling ned he can only come if he comes untouched while jopson fucks or fingers him.