• 5 years engagement
• our idiot brother
• one day
• love and other drugs
• guilt trip
• moonrise kingdom
• american psycho
• safety guranteed
• my week with marilyn
• silent house
• a little help
• its complicated
• macho
• blue is the warmest color
• the comedy
• catch me if you can
• pushing daisiesThe Elephant Man
• Schindler's List
• Dream House
• Blue Valentine
• The Brain that Wouldn't Die

• David Huntsberger
• Matt Kirshen

• Chris Farley
• Bo Burnham
• Liz Lee
• Olan Rogers
• Dan Howell
• Josh Peck

• Adam Sandler
• Aisha Tyler
• Albert Brooks
• Amy Schumer
• Andy Kaufman
• Anthony Jeselnik
• Bill Bailey
• Bill Burr
• Bill Connolly
• Bill Cosby
• Bill Hicks
• Bo Burnham
• Chris D’Elia
• Christian Finnegan
• Chelsea Peretti
• Christopher Titus
• Chris Tucker
• Chris Rock
• Colin Quinn
• Dave Attell
• Doug Benson

• Bake Christmas cookies.
• Color christmas book pages and hang them up on my walls.
• Buy ugly sweaters

• Give up chocolate for a month
• Do a journal for a month
• Read a book in a day
• Build a blanket fort and sleep in it
• Host a poker night
• Re-arrange my room
• Movie night
• Make ice cream from scratch
• Design a shirt of my own
• Sleep in a tent
• Write all my bad memories on a piece of paper and burn it

• Bo Burnham
• Gerard Butler
• Andrew Garfield

• A=
• B=
• C=
• D=
• E=
• F=
• G=
• H=
• I=
• J=
• K=
• L=
• M= Midnight. It's quiet and peaceful.
• N=
• O=
• P= Plan A. Sticking to your plan A, and never going for plan B.
• Q=
• R=
• S= Stars. Wish upon a star?
• T=

• Some like it hot
• Shutter Island
• Romeo and Juliet (1996 and 1968)
• Joan Rivers: A piece of work
• Like Crazy
• The artist
• Hugo
• Aftermath
• 100 floors
• The Pianist
• Forget me not
• Into the West
• Friday Night Lights

• A Bad Idea I'm About to Do: True Tales of Seriously Poor Judgment and Stunningly Awkward Adventure by Chris Gethard
• Zelda Ocarina of time for the N64
• The Words You Should Know to Sound Smart: 1200 Essential Words Every Sophisticated Person Should Be Able to Use by Robert W. Bly
• Picture Window
• The Book Of Awesome By Neil Pasricha
• 642 Things To Write About By San Francisco Writer's Grotto
• The Book Of Doing By Allison Arden
• One Good Deed A Day Journal
• The Fault in Our Stars by John Green

• Grabbers
• Knocked Up
• American Virgin
• Sin Bin
• Bob's Burgers S1 E 1&2
• I Can See You
• Life According to Sam
• Far And Away
• Jeff Who Lives At Home
• Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain
• Frozen
• Single White Female
• Pushing Daises S1 E1
• Dirty Love
• We Need To Talk About Kevin
• Fired Up
• The Orphanage
• Howl
• On the Road
• Lovelace
• Nick Thune: Folk Hero

• I would tell you to go fuck yourself, but I don't want to wish something as awesome as sex upon you.
• I would call you an asshole, but less shit comes out of an asshole.
• I hate you so much I hope you feel like you're about to sneeze for the rest of your life.
• I hate you so much I hope your dick gets a leech on it like in that scene in 'Stand By Me'!
• I would enjoy it if you were 1 of the 3 people a year who went to jail for pirating music.
• I hate you so much I hope you got a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat forever.

• Bridesmaids
• Contagion
• Les Mis
• Django Unchained
• Manhattan
• Sherlock Holmes JR
• Everything Must Go
• He's Such A Girl
• The House At The End Of The Street
• The Yellow Handkerchief
• La Strada
• Hick
• Nobody Walks
• A Haunting In Salem
• Sleepwalk With Me
• Bully
• Antichrist
• Texas Chainsaw
• Crazies
• Springbreakers
• The Giant Mechanical Man

• Massart
• Boston institute of art
• Pennsylvannia College of art
• NYU
• Cooper Union
• RISD
• UART
• Pratt
• Parsons
• MECA

• Joan Rivers monologue about comedy in Louie.
• Paul Dano's monologue in Little Miss Sunshine.
• Bo Burnham's quote
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt in 500 days of summer.
• Michael Scott monologue.
• "I am Beyonce, always"
• Monlogue in No Strings Attached
• Something from Phantom of the Opera

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• Life goes on.
• Every bad day has an end.
• I have a roof over my head.
• I have good living conditions.
• There are so many things to be seen, done, and heard.

• Start being more positive.
• Start reading
• Start walking more
• Start appreciating everything around you
• Start to realize how beautiful the earth is
• Start drawing again

• sims for mac
• mini vaccum cleaner
• nails
• spa
• mindy kalings book
• http://www.amazon.com/Marina-Abramovic-M...
• lightbox
• pencil bag
• lisa schoreders new book
• new backpack

• Blue moon http://www.musicnotes.com/sheetmusic/mtd...
• Vienna http://www.musicnotes.com/sheetmusic/mtd...
• Who Am I? http://www.musicnotes.com/sheetmusic/mtd...
• With You http://www.musicnotes.com/sheetmusic/mtd...
• The Book Of Mormon -
• You And Me (But Mostly Me) http://www.musicnotes.com/sheetmusic/mtd...
• Man Up - http://www.musicnotes.com/sheetmusic/mtd...
• Tomorrow Is A Latter Day - http://www.musicnotes.com/sheetmusic/mtd...
• I Am Here For You - http://www.musicnotes.com/sheetmusic/mtd...
• Turn It Off - http://www.musicnotes.com/sheetmusic/mtd...
• Carry On - http://www.musicnotes.com/sheetmusic/mtd...
• A Heart Full Of Love - http://www.musicnotes.com/sheetmusic/mtd...

• Go to the movie theatre alone
• Take a photo once a day
• Start a journal
• Lose 30 pounds
• Get a gym membership

• Bo Burnham
• "Every time I go to dinner, it seems like i'm getting a little bit thinner"
• "You'd be perfect if you were skinnier."
• Mike.
• Kik.
• Every time you hang out with your friends and they complain about their weight.
• If you don't like it, change it.
• Every time you think of food do jumping jacks or push ups.
• Make a list of bikinis and clothes you'd like to wear when skinny.
• Make a book of quotations on keeping going.
• Hip Bones.

• KRistin and I - ice skating.
• Bird houses out of pinecones
• Coloring pages
• Make fake snow.
• Caroling
• Go to the mall
• Picture with santa
• Pasta with syrup
• MAke snowflakes out of paper
• snow angels.
• Dance party.
• Snowman.
• Snow penis.
• Shane Dawson snow man Shaynaynay
• Snowglobes.
• Carve something
• Dress up like santa
• Go to starbucks
• Every day have red/green/white/ on 12 days of christmas
• Watch 12 christmas movies/ 6

• The christmas lights.
• Snow.
• Cold weather.
• Scarves.
• Big sweaters.
• Hot chocolate.
• Stockings.
• Presents.
• Feeling good, happy and jolly.
• Yearly broadway events.
• New York City.
• Lighting the tree.
• Stringing popcorn.
• Ornaments on the tree.
• Watching Christmas movies.
• Mistletoe.
• Reading Twas' the Night Before Christmas.
• Yulelog
• Giving.
• Starbucks.

• go to school in a ugly sweater
• ginger bread
• sledding
• go to the bridgeport hospital for the trees
• food pantry
• give presents
• Have a perfect Christmas without any drama
• Bake some Christmas Cakes/Biscuits
• Kiss under the mistletoe
• Send out ALL Christmas cards
• Make Christmas Dinner
• Buy all Christmas Pressents
• Make lots of Christmas Deco
• Make a Christmas Holly Tinsel Reef
• Make a Christmas CD
• Give my family the best Christmas EVER.

• The statistical probability of love at first sight by Jennifer E. Smith
• The Moral Landscape by Sam Harris
• Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk by David Sedaris
• The Fault In Our Stars by John Green
• Why We Broke Up by Daniel Handler
• Where Things Come Back by John Corey Whaley
• The Dirty Parts of the Bible by Sam Torode
• Okay for Now by Gary D. Schmidt
• A Bad Idea I'm About to Do: True Tales of Seriously Poor Judgment and Stunningly Awkward Adventure by Chris Gethard
• Comfortably Awkward by Kenny Scudero

• Bo Burnham, four times.
• Never Shout Never and The Ready Set.
• Cher.
• Avril Lavigne
• The Cheetah Girls. (I WAS IN THE FOURTH GRADE, OKAY?)
• FUN.
• John Mulaney
• Bill Cosby
• Joan Rivers
• Pete Holmes

• Make a lego sculpture
• Re-do my basement.
• Get roller skates and go skating at Beardsley park
• Design a shirt and make it
• Go on a photo adventure with a friend who likes photography.
• Sleep under the stars
• Dance in the rain
• Go tag saling