- I would tell you to go fuck yourself, but I don't want to wish something as awesome as sex upon you.
- I would call you an asshole, but less shit comes out of an asshole.
- I hate you so much I hope you feel like you're about to sneeze for the rest of your life.
- I hate you so much I hope your dick gets a leech on it like in that scene in 'Stand By Me'!
- I would enjoy it if you were 1 of the 3 people a year who went to jail for pirating music.
- I hate you so much I hope you got a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat forever.
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