- A full and rounded meal to Alex is a cup of coffee, dairy milk, roll ups and doritos.
- Amazingly for a smoker she can go days without nicotine, my personal best is about three hours.
- Her bladder stops working round about 10pm.
- Although Pakistani/Irish (or as she puts it a 'paddystani') she could easily be mistaken for Mexican, Spanish, Portuguese, American Indian or even Korean.
- Her Mexican motel* maid alter-ego is Catalina Maria Vasquez. ...*Cheap hookery, murdery, cocaine dealy kinda motel, where you wouldn't need to enlist the help of the CSI team to see that there is most definitely semen on the sheets.
- Her power animals are Squirrel, Koala bear, Tortoise, Consuela (from Family Guy) and a potato.
- She has three friends called Sindi, Mindi and Tiffinni. Mindi and Tiffinni are a bad influence on Sindi.
- She sneezes for about 17 hours a day on average.
- Despite the constant sneezing, she will still go outside in just a vest or t-shirt.
- She is the inventor of the 'Nushism'. Nushisms tend to sway sometimes towards surreal and at other times just plain mental.* ...*proper mental, the kind of mental where you wouldn't leave them alone with say, the family dog because of their insistence on petting Rover to enthusiastically will result in Rover "getting broke".
- She has been using a laptop for the past 6 years now that not long after she bought it was recalled by the manufacturers due to overheating problems.
- She shares a sort of mind-melt with her laptop, in as much as when they overheat they both shut down.
- She hates underwear.
- She wears (very) low riding jeans*. ...*see above!
- She openly loves rain, thunder, lightening.
- she secretly loves lingerie and heels.
- although petite (well..tiny) in stature she manages to somehow dominate an entire king size double bed.
- She'd look hot in Daisy Dukes.
- she won't wear Daisy Dukes.
- She randomly picks up conversations again that ended days ago as if you were only just having them.
- She is an absolute ninja at mahjong.
- She hates the colour pink.
- She has been known to "trip over the floor".
- She refuses to accept that chaining your younger sister to a radiator and telling her it will explode if you struggle is a form of torture.
- she once kicked a hedgehog!
- She is literally an amalgamation of Scrappy Doo and Jane F from the film Smiley Face.
- The date 26th of November 2014 will here and after be remembered as 'Black Wednesday'. Reason for this is Alexandra's (finally) admitted 'Mongertarded Fuckknucleiness'.
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