• CODE MONKEYS - David Attenborough (solo pick). Mad Frankie Fraser (solo pick). Peter Sallis (solo pick). Robert Crumb (solo pick). Bashar al-Assad.
• BAD KARMA BODY COUNT - Abu Bakar Bashir (solo pick). Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (solo pick). Noam Chomsky (solo pick). Teresa Heinz (solo pick). Bashar al-Assad. Ralphie May.
• THE DAMNED AND DOOMED FUNERAL HOUSE - Abu Bakar Bashir (solo pick). Kamala (solo pick). Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (solo pick). Teresa Heiz (solo pick). Bashar al-Assad. Ralphie May.
• NECRONOMICON SUH - David Attenborough (solo pick). Henry Kissinger (solo pick). Mad Frankie Fraser (solo pick). Peter Sallis (solo pick). Robert Crumb (solo pick). Bashar al-Assad. Michael Schumacher.
• ST. BRIDGIDS HOME FOR HOPELESS ALCOHOLICS - Abu Bakar Bashrir (solo pick). Bashar ...

“Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.” ― Doug Stanhope

Has anyone had an abortion? You're all rapt with attention now, all of a sudden, so I assume you all have. It's a fucking horrible thing to go through. And not horrible in that "Oh, it's a living thing, what are we doing?" Fuck the living thing. A genital wart is a living thing. If it's gonna irritate you for life, burn it off, right? Bladder cancer is alive and growing like a baby in you. If you try to remove that I'll protest you and say "stop playing god." ... Before you actually go and get all quiet and pissy, like I'm some asshole about this, keep in mind I'm just telling you the parts that I think are funny. You don't know the reason we had... The reason we had an abortion was... It wasn't because... It wasn't frivolous. We didn't have an abortion because we weren't ready to take care of a child, we wer...

“The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok … But it doesn't matter, beca...

• A full and rounded meal to Alex is a cup of coffee, dairy milk, roll ups and doritos.
• Amazingly for a smoker she can go days without nicotine, my personal best is about three hours.
• Her bladder stops working round about 10pm.
• Although Pakistani/Irish (or as she puts it a 'paddystani') she could easily be mistaken for Mexican, Spanish, Portuguese, American Indian or even Korean.
• Her Mexican motel* maid alter-ego is Catalina Maria Vasquez. ...*Cheap hookery, murdery, cocaine dealy kinda motel, where you wouldn't need to enlist the help of the CSI team to see that there is most definitely semen on the sheets.
• Her power animals are Squirrel, Koala bear, Tortoise, Consuela (from Family Guy) and a potato.

“I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it.” ― William S. Burroughs

“Nobody owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death.” ― William S. Burroughs

“A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on. A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on.” ― William S. Burroughs

“Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction.” ― William S. Burroughs

“Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.” ― William S. Burroughs

“Now, boys, you won't see this operation performed very often and there's a reason for that... You see it has absolutely ...

• American intelligence
• Civil war.
• Clearly Misunderstood.
• Crash Landing.
• Deafening silence.
• Deceptively honest.
• Deliberate speed.
• Devout Atheist.
• Extinct life.
• Friendly takeover.
• Good Grief.
• Growing smaller.
• Humane slaughter.
• Icy hot.
• Idiot Savant.
• Ill health.
• Impossible solution.
• Intense apathy.
• Jumbo Shrimp.
• Larger half
• Lascivious grace.