- 1)"...ladies"
- 2) "you're so...skinny!"
- 3) "SUNSHINE"
- 4)"look, it's big bird!"
- 5)"That is a BOSS zefron boster"
- 6) My favorite female sixteen-year-old cousin
- 7)"you're a womanizer!" "i am not! i'm a feminist!" "Wearing women's clothing doesn't make you a feminist"
- 8)"HIS name is tarEN"
- 9) plates have colors beautiful as stone
- 10) warning: i'm dumb
- 11) "Smoke up, JonnY!"
- 12) "Yeah, that's right, I'm bad. AH! TURKEYS" "Are you afraid you'll hit them?" "NOOO! I HOPE THEY DON'T ATTACK ME!"
- 13) "If people are in your way, just push them."
- 14) "Punch 'em in the throat!"
- 15) "Brian, Honey, are you ignoring me? If you are it's okay! Just tell me!" "Son, answer me." "Feel free not to respond!"
- 16) "your FACE is a potential breakup song."
- 17) "so you think you're all that and a bag of chips? i'm all that and a bag of skittles! taste my rainbow, b****!"
sep 11 2009 ∞
oct 25 2009 +