• Tony: have you ever been in a men's room before? Kate: No. Have you?
• Ziva: I'm bra-less. Tony: I noticed that, but on a cell phone they're called bars.
• "Gibb's will get in. He's got clerance that'll let him see the dead aliens buried in area 51." "Because he pobably killed them."
• FBI: You're under arrest! Gibbs: For what? FBI: For pissing off the FBI! Gibbs: Well get used to it.

• Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy
• The DaVinci Code
• The Green Glass Sea
• Fox in Socks
• The Places You'll Go
• the entire PJO series
• the Fablehaven series
• Warrior Heir
• Wizard Heir
• Dragon Heir

TBC...

• It is what it is.
• Im not short, im fun sized
• life is short... just like me!
• Where's the switch that turns you off?
• I may be left handed but I'm always right
• If you met my family you would understand
• Let me drop everything and work on your problem
• 3 Wise Men? Be Serious.
• So this Irishman walks out of a bar... No really, it can happen
• Everything tastes better with ketchup!
• Everything I say can be fully sustantiated by my own opinion
• I dont have A.D.D, it's just that... ooh look- a bunny rabbit!
• Growing old is mandatory- Growing up is optional.
• Inside Every older person is a younger pe...

• My leg is wet.

-well did your water break? -Yeah, you would know all about that.

• Well, does it have birdcalls and woodblock on it?

• amazifying
• futon
• orange
• eight
• florescent
• likewise
• gratsi
• alas

• Fire Burning - Sean Kingston
• Everytime We Touch - Cascada
• One Time - Justin Beiber
• Fireflies - Owl City
• I'll Meet You There - Owl City
• Saltwater Room - Owl City

• life is short- don't waste it
• nobody got anywhere running in reverse
• accept the challenge so you can feel the exhileration of victory
• stop complaining- start a revolution
• "...I don't know, but we're going to go steal his school and find out"
• somtimes bad guys make the best good guys
• a closed mouth gathers no foot
• they're all threatened by my intelligince, but too stupid to know why they hate me.