• Tony: have you ever been in a men's room before? Kate: No. Have you?
  • Ziva: I'm bra-less. Tony: I noticed that, but on a cell phone they're called bars.
  • "Gibb's will get in. He's got clerance that'll let him see the dead aliens buried in area 51." "Because he pobably killed them."
  • FBI: You're under arrest! Gibbs: For what? FBI: For pissing off the FBI! Gibbs: Well get used to it.
nov 14 2009 ∞
nov 14 2009 +
  • Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy
  • The DaVinci Code
  • The Green Glass Sea
  • Fox in Socks
  • The Places You'll Go
  • the entire PJO series
  • the Fablehaven series
  • Warrior Heir
  • Wizard Heir
  • Dragon Heir

TBC...

sep 20 2009 ∞
nov 6 2009 +
  • It is what it is.
  • Im not short, im fun sized
  • life is short... just like me!
  • Where's the switch that turns you off?
  • I may be left handed but I'm always right
  • If you met my family you would understand
  • Let me drop everything and work on your problem
  • 3 Wise Men? Be Serious.
  • So this Irishman walks out of a bar... No really, it can happen
  • Everything tastes better with ketchup!
  • Everything I say can be fully sustantiated by my own opinion
  • I dont have A.D.D, it's just that... ooh look- a bunny rabbit!
  • Growing old is mandatory- Growing up is optional.
  • Inside Every older person is a younger pe...
oct 20 2009 ∞
oct 21 2009 +
  • My leg is wet.

-well did your water break? -Yeah, you would know all about that.

  • Well, does it have birdcalls and woodblock on it?
oct 20 2009 ∞
oct 22 2009 +
  • amazifying
  • futon
  • orange
  • eight
  • florescent
  • likewise
  • gratsi
  • alas
sep 25 2009 ∞
nov 6 2009 +
  • Fire Burning - Sean Kingston
  • Everytime We Touch - Cascada
  • One Time - Justin Beiber
  • Fireflies - Owl City
  • I'll Meet You There - Owl City
  • Saltwater Room - Owl City
sep 20 2009 ∞
nov 6 2009 +
  • life is short- don't waste it
  • nobody got anywhere running in reverse
  • accept the challenge so you can feel the exhileration of victory
  • stop complaining- start a revolution
  • "...I don't know, but we're going to go steal his school and find out"
  • somtimes bad guys make the best good guys
  • a closed mouth gathers no foot
  • they're all threatened by my intelligince, but too stupid to know why they hate me.
sep 20 2009 ∞
oct 20 2009 +