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  • "I beat him like a drum!"
  • "brown fisted ass master"
  • "I hate people."
  • "When people touch my mustard, it really skeezes me out."
  • "I should be on American Idol, dammit! I'd sing all the songs I wrote."
  • "God, you look like a cocker spaniel."
  • "I love trees more than I love people!"
  • "We didn't have a name for it. If we did it would be called 'ow'"
  • "Maybe my mom lied about my birthday."
  • "I have really good flexibility. That doesn't matter in a male, but that's okay!"
  • "My apples are ginormous."
  • "I asked him if he was going to jerk me off or let go."
  • "This is my ingredient list: banana!"
  • "Balls aren't normally in my thoughts"
  • "Don't scare me like that, you pack of dumbasses."
  • "Our reading was so bad yesterday, that she had to stick her finger down her throat and puke to get out."
  • "He's a skipper, huh? He's a smart skipper. Too bad his grade is going down."
  • "Fuck Neil Young!"
  • "That sounds dirty, stop it."
  • "How could you not like Free Bird, you hippie freak-!!!"
  • "Oh, hell."
  • "I gotta get in there."
  • "She didn't make it in elementary school? What a wash-out."
  • "It'd be easier to give up vegetables."
  • "Hey you, Sailor Moon."
  • "Owning a Wii is awesome! It's better than sex!"
  • "You giant freaks!"
  • "This apple is juicy."
  • *picks up hair dryer* "Whose weapon... ?"
  • "Where's my shirt, dammit."
  • "Boxes... stuff... in... boxes..."
  • ("I plucked my knuckle hair off in Steinberg's class!") * "Did you save it to make a little doll?"
  • ("I went to a Vietnamese market and...") "-I'm sorry."
  • "Prove your existence to me, Mark."
  • "You just let her eat your sandwich. What a punk!"
  • "I'm so pretty! I'm so pretttttttteh-!"
  • ("I have a friend that used to stick his tongue in my ears.") "When people did that to me, I didn't call them friend."
  • "That's what he tells you he calls Wet Willies."
  • "... no, you have to have a crazy ass."
  • "I know, wait until you clean out the cockroach drawer."
  • "Wait for it. Wait for it... WAIT FOR IT! ...see!"
  • "...yes, because she's nine!"
  • "They'll still look cool tomorrow... and maybe by the end of the period."
  • "WHAT CAN YOU GET ME TO DO?!"
  • "What's in it for me? A little kickback here?"
  • "There's this brand new invention in photography... it's called flash."
  • "I'll kick you. I'll hurt you. I'll really break your legs."
  • "Frosted Flakes, Coco Puffs, and Lucky Charms are the Holy Trinity of cereals, and Captain Crunch is the Pope."
  • "Did I say Friday the 13th... the 14th?! NO!"
  • "Don't make me kick you in the teeth."
  • "I don't need letters from the idiots. I don't want letters from the idiots."
  • "I used to need a forklift to pick up the Sunday paper."
  • "I'm sorry. I'll speed up time for you."
  • "I'll kick you. I'll hurt you. I'll really break your legs."
  • "That's between you and PAC. NO! NOT THAT! That's for Abner!"
  • "HHHHHHHHIIIII JIAO."
  • "It's just a cockroach."
  • "Your key has been black listed- ?"
  • "La Mesa! Or as we white people like to call it... Honky Town! That was stupid."
  • "...like he hasn't beaten that joke into the ground."
  • "I'll use your empty skull as my coffee mug."
  • "...she knew I wasn't going to SERIOUSLY decapitate her and use her empty skull as a coffee mug."
  • "Snuggies? Why not use a sweater, robe, blanket or all three?"
  • "HEY! I'm the only freak in here!"
  • "KNOCK IT OFF!"
  • "Stop it, you're teasing me."
  • "I'm a shark, what kind of fish are you?"
  • "Now he's flying. Now he's smiling and winking at me. Now I got shocked."
  • "You COULD put skates on a gorilla."
  • "I should become a problem so people can throw money at me."
  • "I wouldn't eat mustard ice cream."
  • "Hey hey hey! If you're going to do it, do it right." *claps hands*
  • "No, I do not like sweet pickles."
  • "That's like double dipping. That's gross. I do it all the time, with my own little salsa bowl."
  • "Wanna see something disgusting, Rocky?"
  • (Pat & Oscar's) "It's over-salted crap."
  • "How is that tasty? Is that the taste of hell?"
  • "A rare quail in the Philippines was photographed for the first time..."
  • "I know I'm pink."
  • "Do you know how much that game is gonna suck? I want to play it!"
  • "By the way, the kid's a freak! That's a shocker!"
  • "These are the people whose grades will plummet. Like a rock. On the Titanic."
  • "Did I mention grade plummeting like stone on Titanic?"
  • "I didn't even want your fat old PSP."
  • "You went from Chuck Norris to Bill Shatner?"
  • "It's beautifully horrible, it's the worst album you'll hear in your entire life."
  • "A PSP- half the damn thing is hanging out!"
  • "Do you know why God won't let people make time machines-- ?"
  • "Do you know what I'd use a time machine for? Vegas!"
  • "We're going to the trailer park. You'd better hope there's not a tornado, God hates trailer parks."
  • "Do not look at the boy in the bubble! As far as you are concerned, the boy in the bubble does not exist!"
  • "It feeds my soul. My dark, dark, twisted soul."
  • "The only place small birds have is on my plate."
  • "Don't leave the cash box out, you're begging for people to steal it."
  • "I want to jump head-first into a giant bag of puffed Cheetos."
  • "I'll give you a nickel for one. What the fuck would I do with 150 stuffed little pieces of shit?"
mar 11 2009 ∞
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