- "I beat him like a drum!"
- "brown fisted ass master"
- "I hate people."
- "When people touch my mustard, it really skeezes me out."
- "I should be on American Idol, dammit! I'd sing all the songs I wrote."
- "God, you look like a cocker spaniel."
- "I love trees more than I love people!"
- "We didn't have a name for it. If we did it would be called 'ow'"
- "Maybe my mom lied about my birthday."
- "I have really good flexibility. That doesn't matter in a male, but that's okay!"
- "My apples are ginormous."
- "I asked him if he was going to jerk me off or let go."
- "This is my ingredient list: banana!"
- "Balls aren't normally in my thoughts"
- "Don't scare me like that, you pack of dumbasses."
mar 11 2009 ∞
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