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People who scream at their kids or yank them by the arms. Is that REALLY necessary?
People who don't let others off the elevator before getting on. How is there room for you to get in if you don't let others out first?
Leaving the kitchen sponge in the sink so it is constantly wet and smelly. I am supposed to make dishes clean with that?
Leftovers for more than 2 days in a row.
Coughing and sneezing without covering the mouth. Ew! Did you test positive for TB?
Patients who think they are THE ONLY patient in a practice and want everything done yesterday.

may 27 2010 ∞
may 27 2010 +

"Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine."
"I'm right on top of that Rose!"
"Just wait until that hummingbird metabolism shits the bed on her and she gains 300 pounds."
"Well, when you do get married, I'm not buying the penis tiara for your bachelorette party."
"It's a cervical os."
"A monkey pooped in my room."

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