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- "Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine."
- "I'm right on top of that Rose!"
- "Just wait until that hummingbird metabolism shits the bed on her and she gains 300 pounds."
- "Well, when you do get married, I'm not buying the penis tiara for your bachelorette party."
- "It's a cervical os."
- "A monkey pooped in my room."
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