• 25th
    • I had about 8 cups of iced tea today. Upon tasting an extremely weak cup, made by my stepfather, I thought that "this is what my piss tastes like."
    • The only thing that would keep me from a glass of iced tea is an animal or animal excrement landing in it.
  • 26
    • My face is bumpy and itchy... huh.
      • Just acne with bug bites. NBD.
    • The bits of "dissolved flesh" on various parts of me have been caused by the cats' nails.
  • 27
    • I am an awful person.
    • I wake up from 8:30 to 12:30 on any given day. There's no and, or but. I just usually don't want to wake up at all.
  • 28
    • People never settle into houses nowadays. When they do, they have to move straight away. That makes me sad.
    • I have the weirdest lists on the site
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