• Watching the Lego Batman movie and then awkwardly kissing in the parking lot. Zero hotness.
• Being asked to a date to impress another girl, then being ignored most of the time.
• During the date, this guy took out his camera and started showing me all his workshop tools. Like, what?
• Same guy, after we left the bar, he took me out to walk in the most un-even streets he could find downtown. I was wearing 5 inch heels and he only offered his arm to me AFTER I FELL.
• Nice guy, but I wasn't into it. I can't even remember what we did on the date, only that we talked a lot about our families and we had pizza for dinner. It wasn't horrible per se, but I felt so uncomfortable the whole time.
• Speaking about feeling uncomfortable, the time I went out with my crush, an older man who is not even divorced yet, I felt terrible. I was uber self conscious and I wanted to leave. The rest of it was even worse because I was getting bored and I had to pretend like he was the most interesting thing on the planet. On edge and bored on the same date.
• This one was a long time ago, and it was my fault. I was seeing a guy but I had existencial issues so I blamed him for all that was wrong in the world. On this particular date I barely got dressed, I went out in the ugliest clothes I had, baggy and filled with holes. I ignored him most of the time and answered him in monosyllabes.
• Same guy, a couple of years later and after a lot happened. We were canon but I was getting second thoughts about things so I didnt want to spend time with him. So I pretended to be sick and slept all day while we were out on a family trip. My parents and my sister entertained him while I daydreamed about being on another planet.

I need to go out more.