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- Are you on the bridge?
- Don't compliment a meal until the last bite in case there's dish soap on it
- When you flush the toilet there is a miasma of water and bacteria, if you don't close the lid it will go on my toothbrush
- The golden rule: do as you're told, when you're told
- Scarlett Johansson has a footballer's legs
- What is it Grandpa Simpson says? Little from column A, little from column B
- Have you ever read Ozymandias?
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